Ok but soulmate au

Where person B has ‘Fuck you!’ As their soulmark and their entire life they’ve been made fun of for it so when they walk into someone while texting and the person says 'Fuck you!’ B just says, ’ OH! SO YOU’RE THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO GAVE ME THE WORST FUCKING SOULMARK EVER! WELL GUESS WHAT I WILL NEVER LET THIS GO THERE IS NOTHING WORSE THAN HAVING THE WORDS “Fuck you!” PERMINATLY MARKED ON YOUR SKIN!’ And A just looks at them and says 'Well imagine having that fucking essay written on you in caps-lock…’

  • The fans: Those two are gay as FUUUUUUCK! We ship them so hard! They are the perfect couple!
  • The actors: Yeah, we know what the fandom is saying and we totally agree! We can totally make this happen!
  • The director: *living in their own detached from reality world* La, la, la, la, la-la-la - you get a random female love interest... And YOU get a random female love interest... And you get a random female love interest...
  • Oh, I totally know my fandom and what they want!