attention guard boys

Im just going to put this out there:

if you are a boy, it is your responsibility to take care of yourself and pick the correct underwear so that YOU are the star of the show not whats in your pants. just throwing it out there. something you shouldn’t be doing with, you know what during a performance.                           -Jack


im looking at you bluecoats……

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Utah’s First DCI affiliated Drum and Bugle Corps: The Battalion

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When you mess up in block, your guard instructor be like… (Part 2)

Alternate Instrument Names:

Oboe: obi won
Clarinet: squidward
Flute: metal recorder
Piccolo: ear knife
Saxaphone: fuck phone
Barri sax: BIG low fuck phone
Bass clarinet: big squidward
Trumpet: yikes
French horn: bendy straw horn
Trombone: one loud motherfucker
Tuba: band dad
Baritone: smol tuba Bassoon: needy and wants to be included?? Percussion: miles teller

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When you’re late on your dropspin your instructor be like… (Part 3) @chinoworldguard (IB: Chrish )