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In this new clip, we count down the ten most powerful items in the DC Multiverse!

So based on the fact that the “Supergirl” trailer teaches us that “girl” is actually an empowering label for a woman in her mid 20s, we clearly need to make the following adjustments…

- Batman is now Batboy
- Iron Man is now Iron Boy
- Scott Lang inherits the Ant-Boy identity from Hank Pym
- The King of Atlantis is Aquaboy
- Clark Kent will have to be Superboy, while Conner can be Kid Superboy

Guys, I’m empowering you!