DAN-NO

Dan said he aspires to be like Tanya and Jim…because they cook together, they clean together, they exercise together, etc. He described them as the perfect couple. 

Hmmmm…

Dan and Phil cook together, they exercise together, they clean together, they do all of these cute domestic things together…and Dan aspires for that in a relationship. 

Interesting.

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he also got drunk and got a wolfjob tattoo on his ankle

anyway its really shit and i cant draw tattoos but i really need a punk danny in my life so huehuehue (also yes his arm says ‘dont let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya’)

dan’s liveshow summary!
  • #danhowell -doesnt want to confuse us
  • danception -hi everyone thanks for joining me on my liveshow
  • he broke the notifications (apparently)
  • still denying the haru pillow 
  • maddieschmid20 is the #1 fan take that anahita got reckD
  • went to norwich for big weekend ofc
  • he saw 5sos and made eye contact with them but didnt speak to them
  • not a huge 5sos fan (ooooooh)
  • saw fall out boy, florence & the machine
  • muse was good. best live band on the planet
  • psycho is a minute too long
  • dead inside was fine
  • mercy had good lights
  • waiting for their album to come out
  • saying probably too much
  • adjusting hair again
  • doesnt say literally anymore
  • charlie charlie challenge was funny (????!!?¡¡¡¿¿)
  • didnt join
  • he says sorry too much
  • guess the crime.
  • actually dont
  • hed love to go to prague
  • snoop dogg explanation
  • they didnt let him explain
  • snoop dogg was walking and taking pics of flowers and tood a photo of phil and then one of both of them
  • just taking photos not speaking
  • phil shook snoops hand
  • guy walked behind and said his wife was a fan (and asked for a pic or something i cant remember soz)
  • maybe snoop dog is making a book or chronicling his life
  • denyed the haru pillow 
  • where is anahitA????¡¡ maddieschmid20 still #1 fan
  • spent some quality time with jack and dean
  • doesnt want to talk about fob
  • something exciting will happen (related to fob around the world)
  • he says we wont guess it but i know we will.. somehow
  • he went to a cafe in a park with tyler oakley
  • frickiN anAHITA is the #1 fan again oh god
  • “hi argentina” (when will he notice latin america)
  • loves train journeys
  • they went to jim & tanya’s place
  • tanya burr is a very nice girl also hillarious
  • such an aspirational couple. they got their life in order
  • “adults that know how to live”
  • no explanation of his shirt
  • muse was fantastic
  • they are working on taking the tour around the world (yay)
  • he has heard about slovenia
  • he had a white board next to him (??¡?¡)
  • he likes living in london
  • #noodan 
  • needs a new macbook, had that one since 2012
  • saw charlie xcx
  • anahita got reckD aGAIN
  • ball pit
  • charlie xcx was crouched on the ball pit and gave dan a look like “i regret doing this” (or sth like that)
  • listened to death grip’s and tyler the creator’s album on the train
  • his mirror is broken
  • new “dinof” (wtf) video soon
  • hes hanging out with connor franta this week
  • death grips is so good
  • he loves lsd by asap rocky
  • got excited about that video bc it was filmed in japan and hes been there wow
  • he will watch some kpop
  • MADDIESCHMID20 IS THE #1 FAN
  • maddie is wearing sunglasses in their photo
  • a lot of 21 pilots fans in the chat
  • the chat got wild bc 21p
  • except for one person lol
  • finds it weird listening to bands he listened as a teenager
  • he feels like atm he listens at music without lyrics. a lot of bands have sad lyrics
  • he doesnt want to listen to that kind of music because he doesnt want to deal with those kind of emotions
  • hes happy with his life atM
  • he listens to hip hop bc its fun but not too heavy
  • emo music is “oooh idk if i wanna go there”
  • dil kissed someone wow
  • what if tabitha ends up like erica preston summer 
  • who knows whats happening
  • hes doing the hands thing (oh g od)
  • hes sure that they will have books available at the tour
  • the book is finished!!!
  • they have finished their contribution
  • now its designer’s turn to do the thing
  • he will suggest to change all fonts to comic sans wow
  • he likes bastille
  • he thinks people will analyze that waffly chat 
  • hasnt seen pitch perfect 2 yet
  • (anime talk oops i dont watch anime)
  • guitar hero 1 is old as heck
  • youtube is one of the best things that ever happened
  • its awful to compare youtubers. this causes mental breakdowns
  • he wishes he could tell them not to worry
  • you need to love yourself […]
  • if you want to be original or creative its impossible to upload videos regularly
  • people should not put themselves under too much pressure
  • people should be happy doing what they want to do
  • everybody gets a hug
  • his hair looks nice today
  • “what does drunk gaming even mean”
  • no interest in doing drunk gaming
  • anahita is the #1 fan again oh go d
  • new phil video yay
  • he will upload more stuff to danisnotinteresting (waffly chats)
  • comments are scary
  • shoutout to diego (????) apparently a guy from younow
  • hes got a job for us
  • he wants to compile those little songs they’ve made
  • he needs our help
  • its 10:02 thanks for watching
  • his best ability is being articulate
  • dont pay much attention to anything hes just said
  • hes gonna work in some danisnotonfire video
  • radio show on monday
  • go watch phils video!!!
  • hes gonna make some fajitas
  • see u next tuesday bye
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