I looked up the lullaby Avi used to sing to Dan (https://youtu.be/-x1UkA3QBJQ) on a whim because of a fic idea bouncing around in my head and it’s gorgeous. Foreign lullabies have always sounded nicer to me.
whats poppin in that peppermint 🍬🔴⚪️ pussy 🍑💦 u little snowhoe ❄️👅👀🎄 DICKCEMBER 🎄 is almost 👌🏼here 🚨🍆🍒 and the only way to stay warm is to ride daddy’s christmASS tree 🎄🍑✔️ all month long until his SAP comes out 🍺👅💦💯 but don’t forget ❌❌ to lick off any syrup 🌬🍯 from daddy’s HARD candy cane 🍭😩 if u wanna get RAWED 🚼🍆😩😏 under the mistleHOE 🌿 send this to 2️⃣5️⃣ of ur thickest elves 👩🏽👩🏾 if u get 0️⃣ back then you’re an UNGLY GRINCH 😷😴 if u get 🔟😋back ur a BAD JINGLE BELL BITCH 🔥🙌🏾 if u get 2️⃣0️⃣ back 😏 then get ready for daddy claus and st DICKolas on christmAss eve 🎄❗️🎄 share in 6️⃣9️⃣😉💦 seconds or u won’t get be gettin dicked down 😱 in 2️⃣❗️0️⃣❗️1️⃣❗️7️⃣❗️
When Arin gets angry: Ahahah oh I hate that he’s mad but this is fucking hilarious. When Dan gets angry: We are witnessing something very rare and I can’t tell if I am entertained or very worried When Felix gets angry: Ahahaha. Haha. Hah. When Jack gets angry: What, bb no, it’s okay! …*watches mario maker 500 times* When Mark gets angry: I am so fucking scared right now- I’m gonna go hide. …*clicks on I Am Bread*