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Disney Part 1- Josh Dun

You sat on your couch curled up in a ball of tears. Josh, your boyfriend of almost 3 years has been gone for 3 months. You missed him so damn much. You typically joined Josh on tour with his band twenty one pilots but your sister had asked you to stay and help her with her kids. She had just gotten a new job and she was really stressed being a single mom of 3. Of course you said yes for the sake of your nephews. You and your sister have never gotten along well but you thought she might have changed a bit so you moved in with her to become a full time helper. You must have pissed her off in some way because last night after you had put all the kids to bed she came in from work and asked you to leave and not to come back. You were honestly really hurt because you gave up your job, social life, and being with Josh to help her out. You started to calm down when you realized she wasn’t worth being upset over. You just didn’t want to loose your relationship with your nephews. As you were just about to text Josh and tell him what had happened you heard your your phone ringing. It was Josh, he was Facetiming you. You didn’t want him to see that you had been crying so you just let it ring. You called him back once you applied some concealer to your tear stained face and could talk normally again.

“Hey beautiful! Why didn’t you answer before?” Josh smiled through the screen which made you smile.

“Oh m-my phone was about to die so i had to find my charger.” You lied and you could tell Josh knew you were but he just dismissed it.

“Oh. Okay. Wait, are you in our apartment?” You could hear concern in his voice so you explained what happened between you and your sister.

“I’m so sorry Y/N. It must suck. You gave up your life basically to help her. Everything will work itself out in the end. Don’t worry.”

“I know it will. But i just miss my nephews and you.” You let a tear roll down your face as you thought about how much you wanted to be in Josh’s arms wrapped up in a warm blanket with him.

“Babe don’t cry. If you’re not going to be at your sister’s why don’t you come join me on tour.”

“I want to but-” you were cut off with Josh lightly sighing. You looked up at the screen to see he was no longer alone. Tyler, Jenna, and Jordan all just boarded the bus making a lot of noise.

“Hey Y/N! When are you planning on seeing me? You left me with all these dorks and i need a girl day soon.” Jenna took the phone out of Josh’s hands while talking to you.

“Well I think we were just starting to plan when I would join.”

“Good, it better be soon. Josh is getting kind of annoying, always talking about you and-” She was cut off by Josh grabbing his phone back. You blushed at the thought of how much Josh talked about you.

“Sorry about that. So what if I book you a flight to Florida for tomorrow. We’re going to Disney on our day off.”

“That would be great babe. I guess I’ll see you tomorrow then.” You heard a few cheers in the background which you assumed were from Tyler, Jenna, and Jordan.

You were so excited you were going to be able to see Josh tomorrow. You said your goodbyes and went upstairs and started to pack up your life once again to join Josh on tour.


Hope you liked this. Ill be posting part 2 if I see that you actually liked it. 

So my new schedule for posting is Monday-Thursday:text imagines

If my full imagines are more than one part I will post one Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. If it’s longer than 3 parts it will continue into the next weekend. 

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Accidents Happen

Title: Accidents Happen 

Pairing: Josh Dun x Reader 

word count: 908

Warning: Mention of unprotected sex, Mention of going being drunk, Swearing, Douchey jerk Josh

A/N: I’m thinking of making this into a mini fic, what do you think?? Right now I’m really happy with how I’ve started this, I’m already writing part 2!

Masterlist for part 2 & 3!

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You’re currently sat on your bathroom floor with your head in your hands, still in shock. You missed your period this month and decided to take a pregnancy test, you were 100% sure you weren’t pregnant, but decided to take the test to put your mind at ease. A wave of sickness overcome you as you see the two lines. You’re in complete and utter shock, you rarely ever went out and had a one night stand, and when you did, you always made sure to use protection. 

This whole situation started six weeks ago. You had gone clubbing for a friends birthday and ended up meeting Josh and Tyler along with a group of thier friends while they celebrated Twenty One Pilots winning a bunch of awards. Long story short, you were drunk and horny and ended up back at Joshs hotel room.

Fast forward six weeks and here you are now, still sitting on the bathroom floor, staring at the positive pregnancy test. You hadn’t seen Josh since the morning after you slept together. How am I mean’t to tell someone I spent less than 24 hours with that I’m pregnant with his child?

You manage to get yourself up from the bathroom floor and spend most of your day on the couch, mentally going through every possible situation that could happen when you tell him.You finally gain the courage and text Josh. 

To Josh: Hi Josh, don’t know if you remember me,I really need to talk to you, could you call me when you’re free? - y/n x

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I’m So Sorry - Josh Washington x Reader

Originally posted by thedirectiongaming

{Credit to gif creator} 

Fandom- Until Dawn 

Character- Josh Washington 

Word Counter- 2896 Words {Wow} 

Persona- Female 

Warnings- SPOILERS AHEAD! Language. Distress. Things get a little ‘fucked’ up. 

Request- Hi! 👋 I literally just found this blog so I don’t know if requests are open or not?? But if they are could you please please please do another Josh one where (spoilers XD) when he reveals himself to be the masked maniac you say that you were looking after him while he was passed out drunk that night and had nothing to do with it and he feels horrifically guilty for hurting you because you broke up after his sisters went missing? I know it’s detailed but it’s been stuck in my head for ages 😘💞

Before. 

You were feeling Josh’s head for his temperature when Beth jumped back from the window. 

“Beth…You okay?” You asked her as she turned to face you. 

“There’s someone outside…” She whispers and you watch her walk round the kitchen counter and shake Josh’s shoulders. 

“Holy shit Josh…” She says, picking up the bottle of alcohol on the counter. 

Theres a few shouts and Beth looks at you with a nervous expression. 

“Josh get up!” Beth says and you look at her nervously.

“For god’s sake stay here with these two,” Beth says and you nod, getting up and watching her run out the kitchen. 

You shake Josh, attempting to wake your boyfriend and he just waves his hand at you. 

“God damn it, Josh,” You mumble and you pull him into a stand. 

“C’mon, lets get you to bed,” You say and he just grumbles as you attempt to make him walk. 

“G-get o-off m-m-me,” Josh shoves you back, and you catch the kitchen counter. 

You sigh and sit down on the stool beside his as he collapses back onto the seat, his body slumping onto the counter top. 

You get up and walk round to Chris, attempting to shake him awake. 

“Chris for fucks sake,” You huff and you walk back round to Josh and place a hand on his back. 

“It’ll all be okay,” You whisper, half to yourself, half to Josh. 

“It’ll all be okay,” You repeat and you lean over, close to Josh’s face and you press a gentle kiss on his forehead before returning to your seat and waiting. 

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Crazy Meeting (Josh Dun) (Twenty One Pilots)

Word Count: 1,053

JOSH

As soon as Tyler heard our names being screamed we knew we had to get out of the shopping centre and back to the bus. But in our rush Tyler ran left while I ran right. It wasn’t until a couple of minutes later that I realised Tyler wasn’t with me. Panic kicked in until I got a message off Tyler.

Tyler: Back on bus, get here soon as manager is freaking out…

I wasn’t looking where I was going after Tyler’s message and found myself colliding with another person. I managed to right myself but the girl hit the ground pretty hard.

“Oh shit, sorry. Are you okay?”

“Yeah, it’s not every day I get knocked down.”

She had spunk, I’d give her that. But as much as she was putting on a brave face I could see pain behind her y/c eyes. Both her hands had cuts on and her knees were pretty bloody as well, though I couldn’t help but notice how beautiful she was.

“Err I’m Josh.”

“I’m y/n and I know who you are Josh. Twenty One Pilots, I love your guys music and don’t worry I’m not some crazy fan like the ones behind you.”

I looked over my shoulder and noticed the fans had gained on me after my run in with y/n. I had to get back to the bus, but I couldn’t leave y/n to get trampled when she needed her wounds cleaned and bandaged.

“Would you come back to the bus y/n? I’ll get you cleaned up and you can meet Tyler. I kind of need an answer before we both get trampled.”

y/n looked down at herself before locking eyes with me.

“I’ll only slow you down Josh.”

I shook my head and did the last thing either of us expected; I picked y/n up and started running while she laughed in my arms.

“I’m living every fangirls dream Josh, damn you have some muscles.”

I chuckled and rolled my eyes as we continued our escape.

~At The Tour Bus~

Y/N

You were still a little shaken up that you’d bumped and been knocked down by Josh Dun from one of your favourite bands. You were obsessed with the album Vessel and Blurryface was played on repeat in your car. After being carried for like ten minutes both of you ended up at their tour bus where a panicked Tyler flung open the door.

“I thought the fans had gotten to you Josh. Hold up, why are you carrying a bleeding girl?”

You glance up at Josh who doesn’t seem to know how to answer Tyler, so you sigh and gain Tyler’s attention.

“Josh wasn’t looking where he was going Tyler and knocked me over, he then insisted on carrying me here to clean up my wounds.”

Tyler swatted Josh before motioning towards the bus whole looking at you with concern.

“Josh Dun get in the bus and patch up this lovely lady right now.”

You want to laugh at how whipped Josh was because he ran into the bus after Tyler’s orders. He places you on the table in the front lounge before retreating to the bunk area to grab the first aid kit. Tyler sits down opposite you and smirks.

“What’s on your mind Tyler?”

“Josh has a crush on you err…”

You laugh at his confusion.

“y/n, I’m y/n.”

Tyler brightens up and claps his hands together.

“Joshy had that look in his eyes y/n that showed he wasn’t going to let you go, plus Josh only gets speechless around girls he likes.”

Tyler was crazy, no way in hell did Josh like you.

“He doesn’t even know me Tyler and vice versa, he probably only helped me because he felt sorry for knocking me down. I’m not going to lie and say he’s ugly because damn he’s easy on the eyes, but after I’m patched up you’ll both forget me and I’ll go home.”

“I know my best friend y/n and he likes you. Plus you just called him hot which means you like him back. I’m not going to let you leave until you and Josh know everything about each other and he asks you out. Trust your uncle Tyler y/n.”

Yes Tyler was crazy but persistent. Did you like Josh? Maybe, but you liked to know a person first. And since Tyler invited you to stay you weren’t going anywhere anytime soon.

JOSH

y/n thought I was hot but thought I’d forget her. y/n was all I could think about and I cursed how well Tyler knew me. Maybe it was a sign me bumping in her, I’d left my last girlfriend just over a month ago and had been moping around. But y/n had a feisty spark that felt new that I was attracted to. If getting to know her meant I had a chance with her then so be it. Now I needed to leave the bunk area while pretending not to have overheard anything.

“Finally Josh, did you get lost back there?”

y/n spoke her mind which had Tyler in stitches while I stood there blushing.

“We haven’t used this kit yet so I had to remember where we put it.”

I set about cleaning and wrapping y/n’s bloody hands and knees while joking with her and Tyler. After I threw the last wipe away Tyler excused himself with a grin and shot me a ‘go for it’ look before entering the bunk area. I turned to y/n who was admiring her bandages.

“How are you feeling y/n? Also would you maybe like to stay and hang out with me…I mean us?”

y/n nods and blushes.

“I look like a mummy who put minimal effort into their morning bandage routine. And yes I’d like to stay longer.”

Y/N

You stay on the bus until show time getting to know the guys better. Tyler left halfway through leaving you and Josh to play twenty questions that had you both in fits of laughter. Josh was a great guy and once you got to know him better you find yourself opening up to him. You watch the show and after it ends Josh runs up to you and asks you out on a date. Tyler wiggles his eyebrows behind Josh as you say yes.

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Links to previous parts:  1, 2

It was awkward after Mike left, it was just you and Ashley waiting for Chris and The Stranger to get there with Josh. “I’m sorry.” She said. “For?” You asked, you weren’t playing dumb, she just had a long list of things to be sorry for and you wanted to know exactly what she was scratching off that list. “The things I said about Josh, it’s not that I didn’t mean them, I just should’ve worded it better.” She said, her voice sounded heavy, she was tired, you could understand that, after everything that had happened. Josh’s prank had led to all of you being trapped by Wendigos, something he couldn’t foresee happening, there was the beauty of the situation, Hannah and Beth were dead due to an outcome none of them had been able to foresee and now there was a high chance of all of you dying due to the same reason. 

Fate was a bitch. 

“It’s fine, I just get…emotional…when people talk about Josh.” You said. “Sorry for trying to claw your face off.” You said despite the situation she chuckled. “You love him, don’t you?” She asked. “More than anything, God, I just hate that it took so long to realize it.” You said letting out a shaky breath realizing that you might never see Josh again. “I know how you feel.” She said. 

And she wasn’t just saying that, after all this time wasted her and Chris might never get a chance to be an actual couple, to go on an actual date, the situation matched yours and Josh’s–turns out nature was full of parallels. 

“We’ll get though this.” You said trying to ease away the heaviness in the room. “You really mean that?” She asked her voice trembling. “I don’t know, at this point everything is just so fucked up. I don’t even know what I believe.” You said she nodded in agreement. Shots rang out and you and her ran to the front door to see Chris running towards the cabin. You pulled the door open immediately, not giving way to fear or panic, just allowing instinct to take over, and honestly if you hadn’t you weren’t sure if Chris would be alive right now. 

“What happened? Where’s Josh? Where’s the other dude?” You asked everything that came to your mind. “Let’s get to the basement and I’ll explain everything.” Chris said, his voice contained a level of fear that frightened you. What could he possibly have seen out there? He caught on to your hand and pulled you along next to him, mainly because he wasn’t sure if you would follow without Josh. 
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“Chris what happened? Is Josh okay?” You asked. Everyone tried to crowd around him, everyone wanted to ask questions of their own. “Everyone, move back, he needs some room. Chris, listen to me, we need answers okay, what happened to the stranger?” You asked, first the stranger–if anything had happened to Josh he was your best bet to getting him back. 

“He’s–He’s dead, that thing, the wendigo, it, it killed him.” Chris said, fear gripped your heart and you took several deep breaths to regain your composure, how could you save Josh if you didn’t even have a full idea of what you were up against?

 “Alright, alright, what did he say? Did he mention anything about the Wendigos?” You asked hoping to get some sort of information out of him. “Fire, bullets won’t work, we need to burn them. And sight, they see in movement.” He said. 

You took another breath preparing yourself to ask the one question you both feared and anxiously awaited. “What happened to Josh?” He looked at you with what could only be described as pity and you felt your heart ache. “The creature took him.” He explained. 

You pushed past everyone and walked towards the far corner of the room, the chances of getting him back had just fallen from slim to none. Your breathing was heavy and uneven and you tried to get it back to normal, you didn’t need to have a break down right now. You needed to focus on getting everyone off the mountain, hopefully that included Josh, but you didn’t want to give yourself false hope. 

“You okay?” Mike asked placing a hand on your shoulder. You nodded. “I just need to think for a second.” You said. “I’ll get you out of here, I promise.” He said. “I can be alone for a moment?” You asked. “I’ll be over here if you need anything.” He said before walking off. 

Ashley’s cries brought you out of your daze. Your head snapped up and you wiped away tears that you didn’t even know were falling from your eyes. “What’s going on?” You asked trying to calm down the situation. Ashley was in the far corner freaking out, over what you couldn’t say. 

“This is the safe room Em.” Mike said, you turned to see him pointing a gun at his ex. “Whoa, whoa, whoa!” you called out standing in front of Emily. “What the fuck’s your deal Mike? Put the gun down.” You ordered. You were though, you were done letting someone else control the situation, you were taking control. “Move out of the way (y/n).” Mike said. 

“No. Explain yourself.” Something in your tone made everyone’s blood run cold, they’d never seen you so demanding, so sure of yourself. This wasn’t how it’d been upstairs when Mike didn’t want you to go get Josh, this was you telling everyone you were in charge now. 

“She’s infected!” Ashley shouted at you, her nerves were clearly fried. You turned to face Emily, you looked scared now that they’d turned against her. “Hey, I’m not gonna let them hurt you. Tell me what she’s talking about as calmly as you can.” You said in a firm but gentle tone, screaming wouldn’t help the situation. 

“When I was down in the mines, one of them was chasing me and it bit me. But I’m fine, I swear I’m not–”

“Hey, it’s okay, you’re going to be okay.” you said giving her a reassuring smile before turning to face the rest of the group. “Mike, put the gun down, Em’s fine. We’re not in danger.” You said. “Yes we are!” Ashley shouted once more. “What are you waiting for? Shoot her! She’s gonna turn into one of those things and then she’s gonna get us and we’re all going to–”

“Enough!” You commanded effectively silencing everyone in the room. “She’s not going to turn. The dude said you turn into a Wendigo if you resort to cannibalism. Now just to clear the air: Emily, have you eaten anyone lately?” you asked, she looked insulted that you would even ask but you gave her a look that clearly said:humor me. “No.”

“There, see, we’re good.” You said extending your hand. Mike let out a deep breath and placed the gun in your open hand. “What if she–”

“Ashley, don’t make the situation any worse. Unless you find concrete evidence telling me Emily is a threat she lives. Now Mike, any ideas on how to get off of this damn mountain?” You asked. “Josh might have the key to the cable car, but we need to get to him first.” He said, you looked at everyone in the group, Chris didn’t look well enough to go out there with Mike, Emily wouldn’t want to be near him and Ashley looked panicked. “Alright, here’s what’s going to happen: Mike and I will go look for Josh and the key. You guys start looking through those books, maybe you can find something that’ll help us with the damn things. Sam, you’re in charge until we get back, if you don’t think you’re safe here for any reason book it.” You said, she nodded. “Come on, let’s go find Josh.” You told Mike. 

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Alright, so just out of curiosity who is your guy’s favorite character in the game? Whether you base them from the game or my story, who do you like? and on a similar note: who do you hate? 

I love the way Mike and Em develop in the game and I hate Ashley, although here I tried to make her a bit more likable in the beginning. Anyways, let me know! 

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Requested Imagine: Being an Avenger and at one of Tony’s parties your ex shows up asking to talk privately outside which you agree to since you think it’ll make him leave. Steve and Nat are watching and Nat sees Steve is jealous since she knows he has a crush and he gets aggressive and before you could react, Steve steps in making your ex leave and you take your frustration out on Steve which you immediately apologize for and confess your feelings to Steve. Anonymous

“What are you doing here?” you ask your ex standing in front of you at Tony’s party. You thought you’d never have to see him again but here he is rather drunk and begging you to talk to him privately. 

“If I talk to you, will you leave?” you ask with a raised eyebrow. You don’t want to waste another minute on him, but you also don’t want to cause a scene at the party. You’re painfully aware of the fact that Steve and Natasha are watching the two of you like a hawk. 

“If you talk to me, I’ll leave after,” he slurs as he drags you with him. You know you can take him out, if he decides to try something, so you just hope that the others won’t get involved. But what you don’t see behind your back is Steve clenching his glass a little harder as he furrows his brows. You don’t know that he’s about to follow you outside. 

“So what do you want?” you ask once outside. 

“I want us to be together again,” he says and he can barely walk in a straight line, so you’re pondering the thought of how ashamed he’ll be tomorrow. 

“Damn it, Josh-” You don’t have time to say anymore before Steve is standing between the two of you and you can tell how tense he is just by his shoulders.

“Don’t you think it’s time for you to leave?” he says and you just don’t talk back to an angry Captain America. You just don’t, so your ex leaves quietly, but that doesn’t mean that you’re about to back down. 

“What the hell was that?” you ask calmly and that’s scarier if you’d yelled at him - that quiet and collected anger that’s just waiting to explode. 

“I was just trying to help,” Steve says turning to face you. He looks rather uncomfortable and he should. 

“How lovely, Steve. Saving the damsel in distress who can’t take care of herself in any way possible. I mean, how generous of you,” you say clenching your fists. You feel so angry, because this wasn’t his fight. And he has no reason to be jealous, because he’s never shown any sign of feelings for you. 

“It wasn’t meant like that. I’m sorry, it’s just I got scared that you’d take him back,” he admits a bit sheepish. 

“Are you an idiot? I am in love with you! I would never go back to him, because all I want is you. And you never give me the time of day except when someone actually wants to be with me,” you say and you’re shouting now. You open your mouth to yell at him even more, but he grabs you by the waist and pulls you close. You don’t have time to say anything before he kisses you passionately. 

“I’m in love with you too.”

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Until Dawn Fic: But It’s Better On You

Chris wasn’t quite sure how it happened; all he knew is that at some point or another, half his damn wardrobe ended up in Josh’s closet.

Until Dawn Secret Valentine Exchange 2016 gift for @scuzbrains!! Ignatius, you asked for clothes swap and Josh being happy (lol same) so here’s a little fix-it type fluff fic, also based on this post. Enjoy!!!

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The Regional Dialect Video Meme

Say these words:

Aunt, Route, Wash, Oil, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, Sure, Data, Ruin, Crayon, Toilet, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Spitting image, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Syrup, Pajamas, Caught

Now answer these questions:

  • What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
  • What is the bug that when you touch it, it curls into a ball?
  • What is the bubbly carbonated drink called?
  • What do you call gym shoes?
  • What do you say to address a group of people?
  • What do you call the kind of spider that has an oval-shaped body and extremely long legs?
  • What do you call your grandparents?
  • What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
  • What do you call it when rain falls while the sun is shining?
  • What is the thing you change the TV channel with?

NOTE: I grew up in Massachusetts and Maine, and Polish was my first language.

    Today at Work
    • Josh: So guess what I did last night? I went to go see Avengers for the second time. Because I'm awesome. It's even better the second time you should go again.
    • Me: ...
    • Brother: She went four times.
    • Josh: ...
    • Brother: She has a really cool theory about Loki.
    • Josh: Loki's a duchebag, though.
    • Me: ORLY? -explains loki theory-
    • Brother: ...
    • Me: ...
    • Josh: ...
    • Brother: ...
    • Me: ...
    • Josh: Mother of God. Loki's a hero. -walks away slowly-
    • Me: Mission Accomplished.
    • Brother: Now you just need to convince him Harry Potter is better than Star Wars and I'll buy you the first season of Sherlock.
    • Me: Challenge Accepted.