DAMN-YOU-JOSH

The Regional Dialect Video Meme

Say these words:

Aunt, Route, Wash, Oil, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, Sure, Data, Ruin, Crayon, Toilet, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Spitting image, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Syrup, Pajamas, Caught

Now answer these questions:

  • What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
  • What is the bug that when you touch it, it curls into a ball?
  • What is the bubbly carbonated drink called?
  • What do you call gym shoes?
  • What do you say to address a group of people?
  • What do you call the kind of spider that has an oval-shaped body and extremely long legs?
  • What do you call your grandparents?
  • What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
  • What do you call it when rain falls while the sun is shining?
  • What is the thing you change the TV channel with?

NOTE: I grew up in Massachusetts and Maine, and Polish was my first language.

    youtube

    Listen to this now, its pretty damn fantastic.

    Today at Work
    • Josh:So guess what I did last night? I went to go see Avengers for the second time. Because I'm awesome. It's even better the second time you should go again.
    • Me:...
    • Brother:She went four times.
    • Josh:...
    • Brother:She has a really cool theory about Loki.
    • Josh:Loki's a duchebag, though.
    • Me:ORLY? -explains loki theory-
    • Brother:...
    • Me:...
    • Josh:...
    • Brother:...
    • Me:...
    • Josh:Mother of God. Loki's a hero. -walks away slowly-
    • Me:Mission Accomplished.
    • Brother:Now you just need to convince him Harry Potter is better than Star Wars and I'll buy you the first season of Sherlock.
    • Me:Challenge Accepted.