Jared had a craving for some Bisquick Pancakes today – if ya catch my drift…

No but for real. He made Danny walk behind him and acted like he didn’t know that tall dude who he caressed sweetly and promised pancakes to whilst nakey in bed was behind him. Obvs that means they’re fucking, right?

That’s how that works….right?

….I don’t get letosex guys.

Also? Jared’s rude and making me want a D-Tox smoothie from Juice Press right now… So rude. Buy me one, bae? You’ll have to FedEx it on dry ice or just, ya know what?, just send the surfair by and I’ll grab it. Yea - I’ll just run out and grab it…Kthanxbai, loveyourface.