D-man

A pair of space cowboys, and that time Keith was highly suspicious of where Lance was getting all that money ...

… or, as Lance likes to call this story: That Time My Fiancé Thought I Was Stripping For Cash.

Lance was making a lot of money, and Keith wasn’t exactly pulling this theory out of nowhere — Keith is of the firm belief that anyone and everyone would be willing to pay a lot to see that show …

So here lies Keith’s inner struggle with Lance’s alleged change in career, and what, exactly, Lance was doing to earn all those shining gems:

Path of the Right (But I’m Wrong)

Author’s Note: Back to The Two McClains again! :D Man, this story really took a few turns I wasn’t expecting, but here’s hoping y’all still have a good time with it. *cue the nervousness* 

Thank you so, so much for every bit of kind encouragement you’ve bestowed upon me since I posted that sneak peek, and just, overall — it is unbelievably awesome to know that a few of you are willing to keep hanging out in this ‘verse! *many hugs*

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The time spent in the Order passed on. I soon came to a point where I didn’t know whether my smiling face was a lie or not.”  | ✩ Lavi Bookman ✩ | Black Order Exorcist | ヘ(= ̄∇ ̄)ノ ★
↳ requested by my sweet Aidah! @psychohelmet​ (๑♡3♡๑) 

Things we don’t know yet in dgm

- Who the heart is

- What innocence is trying to accomplish

- Where innocence comes from/who made it exactly

- What the Noahs are trying to do

- What akuma are actually for

- Why the earl wears a clown suit

- Why the earl split into babies

- Who was in mana’s akuma skeleton when allen brought him back

- Who is past allen

- Why did he become young again

- Is god real

- What happened 7000 years ago

- What happened 40 years ago

- What Nea is trying to accomplish

- The third side of the war

- Who is the old man on life support

- Is Cross dead

- Why does Lavi have an eye patch

- Is Lavi dead

- Was Eliade’s ghost real when she talked to Krory

- Why were exorcists like Kanda near the campbell houshold before he died

- Why does Cross have two innocence

- Why is Cross a skull

- How do noah memories work

- If Allen is past Allen where did the arm come from

- Is Allen past Allen

- Why does Allen’s curse evolve and have Mana speak to him as a ghost

- What were Lavi’s previous lives

- Why is anyone doing anything

- Is the earl actually Mana Campbell or something else

- What does the prophecy mean

- What is the significance of curses only affecting humans

- What was Katrina’s relationship with past earl

- What happened to bookman’s previous apprentice

- Is Timcampy dead

- Why is Tyki mommy

- Why does Tyki look like mana/nea/past earl

- What do Wisley and Road know

- What is sleeve earl

- How did Mana “die”

- Why is Sheryl obsessed with Road

- Who is actually the villain

- Do we even have an “evil” side

- Why did Nea kill the noahs

- How did Nea “fight for Mana”

- Why is it a secret

- Who made Urcampy

- Why can Cross modify akuma

- Why are the noah specifically not trying to wipe out the exorcists

- What was Alma and Kanda’s relationship like before they died

- How did they die

-Where is George the chicken

- The plot


What we do know

- Kanda likes soba noodles

- That’s about it

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Thank you Vox Machina for an amazing 2 years of rolling dice and character development! Here’s to a happy ending!