you know when you were little and you wanted the crust cut off your sandwiches, but then came the day you realized that crust ain’t so bad and you accepted it as part of the sandwich?

what if I told you there’s a third phase of life that few ever reach or know about? a degree of maturity that brings with it a desire for extra crust, as much crust as possible because, as the truly enlightened know, it’s not life’s soft or fluffy parts that better us but the crust which strengthens our will and builds our character.