Crocs

That's worse than jandles

Slytherin: Hey check out that hufflepuff over there, he’s cute.
Gryffindor: wait, just thought you were dating that ravenclaw girl. Yall were so happy. What happened
Slytherin: yea she was nice and all but…
Gryffindor:….
Slytherin: *with all seriousness* She wears Crocs.
Gryffindor: ill go get the hufflepuff’s number