anonymous asked:

hello, i absolutely love your blog <3 do you maybe know of any crime aus? could be both about even/isak/both as detectives as well as both/one of them being a thief maybe or something. i read too many detective stories lately haha thanks <3

Hi! Thank you so much, love :’) 

Sure, here is a list of some crime related/detectives/thieves/spies/police fics that I enjoyed!

  • Adrian and Markus by ufologies
    Summary: He had tried to stay positive when he woke up, hoping that maybe since it wasn’t a super intense case, he’d be paired with Mikael instead. Hell, at this point he wouldn’t even mind being told to do the case alone. But when the entire department knows that the cases Isak and Even work on together are the ones that get solved the fastest, the safest and the smoothest, well, Even can’t really say he didn’t see it coming.That didn’t make it any less… inconvenient, for a lack of a better word. So — they were paired together. No big deal. Just like any other day. Only ten times more awkward. Or: Isak and Even go undercover on a case that unexpectedly ends up bringing them closer together.

  • Caught in the Crossfire by CrochetingWords
    Summary: AU where Isak and Sana are police officers and partners working for the Oslo police department. Even used to work for the Oslo police department and is now Oslo’s most well known private detective who assists the department in cases while documenting them on his blog. Isak is not impressed with the famous good looking detective is already at the crime scene he was called out to…

  • you can only steal a kiss by ineffableword
    Summary: What Isak wants to find after breaking into this house is some money or maybe a couple of expensive things. What he finds instead is his new favourite shade of blue and that it can only be found in the eyes of one person.

  • Liability by Evenbechbaesheim
    Summary: Even’s a spy. It’s pretty much the only life he’s ever known, and he’s learn the hard way time and time again that spies and civilian’s hearts don’t mix. It’s far too dangerous, getting close to people who aren’t already in the life. Even can’t bring himself to expose people to danger who don’t deserve it. There are rules. Don’t fuck with civilians. Don’t bring them into areas where sensitive information or weapons are present. Don’t use your real name. Don’t use your real number. Don’t- and this is the important one- get attached. Let go. Walk away. Don’t ever look back. But then he meets Isak in a bar, and fuck , it’s getting harder and harder to remember those rules.

  • Privileged Information by champagneleftie
    Summary: Valtersen, Isak Valtersen, has been assigned to stake out Even Bech Næsheim. It doesn’t quite go according to plan.

You might also want to check out this ask if you’re looking for some more angsty crime fics!

Have fun ♥

–A

Last words of infamous criminals

Jeffrey Dahmer- “I don’t care if I live or die. Go ahead and kill me.”

Carl Panzram- “Hurry it up, you Hoosier bastard! I could hang a dozen men while you’re screwing around!”

Timothy McVeigh- "I am the master of my fate. I am the captain of my soul.”

Ted Bundy- "I’d like you to give my love to my family and friends.”

John Wayne Gacy- "Kiss my ass.”

Aileen Wuornos- “ “I’d just like to say I’m sailing with the rock, and I’ll be back like Independence Day, with Jesus, June 6th. Like the movie, big mother ship and all. I’ll be back.”

H.H. Holmes- “Take your time. Don’t bungle it.”

Albert Fish- “I don’t even know why I’m here.”

Donald Gaskins- “I’ll let my lawyers talk for me. I’m ready to go.”

Andrei Chikatilo- “Don’t blow my brains out! The Japanese want to buy them!”

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Damages to the UT Austin campus during the shooting perpetrated by Charles Whitman.


(Top left) The corner of the UT tower observation deck where Charles was fatally shot by police.

(Top right) Stairs leading to the observation deck of the UT tower.

(Bottom left) Bullet holes in the stairwell leading to the observation deck of the UT tower.

(Bottom right) Gunfire smoke from Charles Whitman during the shooting.

(Photos taken by Robert Anschutz)

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Women Who Kill

The “Master Sex Slave Cult”

When the naked and partially dismembered body of Brittany Killgore was found at Lake Skinner in California on the 17th of September 2012, investigators were about to uncover a sadomasochist trio who named themselves, “the master sex slave cult”.

Brittany had divorced from her Marine husband and asked acquaintance, Louis Perez, to help her move apartments. From that moment nothing was heard from Brittany until her body was discovered. The break came when a woman, Jessica Lopez, tried to commit suicide in a motel room and left a suicide note. The note stated how she “Shot Brittany with a stun gun, wrapped rope around her head, buried her face in a pillow and strangled her to death”. Along with friend Dorothy Maraglino, the trio practiced bondage, cutting and sadism during sex.

In their home where Brittany was tortured were sex toys, whips and a document called “slave rules”.

Jessica stated the motive was that she was fearful of Brittany taking away her “Master Perez”, she was also pregnant with his child.

The death penalty was not sought

All three were sentenced to life without parole

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Shayna Hubers on the stand reading a text message she sent to her boyfriend, Ryan Poston, asking for forgiveness after she had made out with another man. Shayna was asking for the same forgiveness she had given Ryan when he slept with another woman while they were “mutually exclusive.”

Tank Man, Photographed by Jeff Widener, 1989.

On the morning of June 5, 1989, photographer Jeff Widener was perched on a sixth-floor balcony of the Beijing Hotel. It was a day after the Tiananmen Square massacre, when Chinese troops attacked pro-democracy demonstrators camped on the plaza, and the Associated Press sent Widener to document the aftermath. As he photographed bloody victims, passersby on bicycles and the occasional scorched bus, a column of tanks began rolling out of the ­plaza. Widener lined up his lens just as a man carrying shopping bags stepped in front of the war machines, waving his arms and refusing to move.

The tanks tried to go around the man, but he stepped back into their path, climbing atop one briefly. Widener assumed the man would be killed, but the tanks held their fire. Eventually the man was whisked away, but not before Widener immortalized his singular act of resistance. Others also captured the scene, but Widener’s image was transmitted over the AP wire and appeared on front pages all over the world. Decades after Tank Man became a global hero, he remains unidentified. The anonymity makes the photograph all the more universal, a symbol of resistance to unjust regimes everywhere.

Scribbling on a door in the house where Banita Jacks allegedly killed her four children. One of the phrases reads, “Yes I do love mom.” (The Washington Post Photo). She is a Washington, DC resident convicted of murdering her four daughters, who ranged in age from 5 to 17 years old. On July 29, 2009, Jacks was convicted of the felony murder of all four girls, as well as child cruelty towards all four girls and first-degree murder of the younger three girls. Banita Jacks repeatedly told District homicide detectives that demons possessed her daughters but that she was confident that they would return from the dead when the demons died. (Source)

bbc.com
Canuck the crow's attacks halt Vancouver mail delivery - BBC News
Canuck, who rose to infamy after crime-scene tampering, is now attacking postal workers.

Honestly, I’m just linking to this for the picture. But then there’s this bit from the article:

Canuck is said to have drawn blood after biting a letter carrier.

The bird is known for riding the city’s SkyTrain and stealing shiny objects, including a knife from a crime scene.

Not a corvid to cross.