For Month of Love’s last topic, Forbidden Fruits, I went right to Greek mythology - because there’s nowhere else with a higher per capita rate of bestiality that I’ve found. Here’s the Minotaur’s mom and dad. Enjoy!
So the Cretan Bull was the most beautiful bull anyone had ever seen, right? and I had to capture it and bring it back to Greece from Crete. So I went over to Crete and asked King Minos for his help in getting the bull, he refused, but said if I could capture the thing without any help he would let me take it. Well I did. So I swam on it’s back to Greece and handed it over to Eurystheus who tried to dedicate it to Hera, but the bitch didn’t like that so she set the damned thing free! I mean, c'mon!