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ha sungwoon as your boyfriend
  • a fucking train wreck in the best way possible
  • loves pretending to be the cool macho man with a lot of swag but you know he’s actually a fucking loser
  • jk you love him
  • it’s just that he tends to be lowkey highkey prone to blushing around you because you make him really soft and shy and kind of awkward
  • he’s just really overwhelmed in your presence
  • he tries not to let it show but sometimes his voice betrays him and starts being all shaky and shit or he shivers a little when you absentmindedly play with his hair
  • once he gets used to the whole situation going on he’s the one to initiate skinship
  • gets a little pouty when you deny him kisses or won’t let him hold your hand
  • going shopping together is a thing
  • and y’all pick out outfits for each other and you have to stop him from buying more striped shirts
  • “hey but this one is horizontally striped and the stripes are thicker than on my other one”
  • “i swear to god if you don’t get rid of this damn shirt in three seconds”
  • hypes you up so much whenever you look really good always tbh because you just manage to make his heart beat so much faster
  • loves drowning in your eyes
  • “the prettiest thing about you is you”
  • karaoke dates
  • sometimes jisung, daniel, seongwoo and jaehwan happen to tag along
  • so by the end of it all of y’all are drunk and red-faced and screaming or yelling or both into the microphone
  • and maybe you and sungwoon have a lil make-out session in the background
  • because tbh y’all lost the last ounce of the shame you had left once the two of you took a sip of that poppin’ sparkling white wine
  • speaking of make-out sessions
  • have you seen sungwoon’s lips because wow yes
  • he kisses you with such caution because he’s always so scared of messing up
  • whenever you pull away from a kiss first he starts panicking like shit shit fuck what did i do did i fuck up does she not want to kiss me anymore
  • but tbh you just gotta breathe
  • “aw why’d you stop kissing me”
  • “sungwoon i need a minute to calm down you’re kind of killing me here”
  • so then he kind of loves knowing that he has that kind of effect on you
  • teases you about it a lot afterwards
  • but it’s okay because most of the time you’re the one teasing him so he’s allowed to reciprocate a little
  • likes resting his head on your chest or lap or just wrapping himself around you entirely whenever the two of you are cuddling preferably under a fluffy blanket
  • whiny when you have to get up to do literally anything
  • he just loves you with such an incredible intensity that it scares him sometimes
  • a very positively protective bf
  • wraps his arm around you and pulls you close whenever he sees some creepy dude staring at you
  • loves letting the world know you’re his
  • the most affectionate boyfriend who just wants to kiss and hold you all the time and shower you with love and compliments tbh he a keeper

When you a wrestling fangirl - Problem #3568578
Me: Now that Finn’s back, I am 100% all Bálor girl! 😍😍😍

Kenny Omega: Excuse me?! You see.. this is where you are wrong.
Marty Scurll: *evil laughs* WRONG! WutWut!
Matt Riddle: tss… Wrong, bro lol
Aleister Black: *creepy stare* …..
BT Gunn: Cheers dude (:
David Starr: *winks*
Adam Cole: *blows kiss*
Alex Gracie: *pulls his trunks down*
Zack Sabre Jr: *just appears*

Me:

so this creepy old dude is staring at me in this mcdonalds?? and you know what, ordinarily i’d feel super uncomfortable and eventually grab my stuff and go, but i made some goddamn new year’s resolutions not to tolerate this nonsense

so i am going to stare directly at him and stuff twenty fries at once into my facehole without breaking eye contact

establish dominance

Things I wonder about in Star Wars.

1. How much is a Republic or Imperial credit worth in US dollars? That has never been clear to me.

2. How did Darth Maul survive being cut in half? He should not have survived that and don’t give me the whole ‘Spite kept him alive’ bit. That’s bullcrap right there. What kept him alive was dumbass force logic, stupid luck, and nothing else.

3. Who wrote the Jedi Code to include no attachments? Was it Spock? Was it a Jedi that recently lost a loved one? Or was it a joke made by the Sith that the Jedi took seriously? 

4. Why is Yoda disturbed that Anakin is fearful? He’s 9, was previously a slave where people did Force Knows What to him, his only family is on a whole other planet, and they had been attacked by Maul before leaving the planet and now a bunch of creepy old dudes are staring at him. If he WASN’T scared I’d be concerned.

5. While we are on the subject of fear, isn’t fearing fear a fear? If I recall it even has a name: Phobophobia. This would mean that all ‘good’ Jedi break the no fear rule ALL THE TIME.

6. If the Republic is against slavery, how do they justify using slaves to fight their battles for them?

7. How does the Republic support a religious group that basically practices a form of slavery but without the buying and selling bit?

8. How could they support any group that takes newborns from their parents and raises them in a religion they did not choose along with training them to be soldiers and telling them not to have attachments?

9. What makes Dark Side abilities evil? I could see how they would be useful to a blind force user.

The Signs as Small Things in the Beginnings of Movies that Come Back to Be Really Important

Aries: the coin that Shaw gives Magneto

Taurus: When Edna Mode says “NO CAPES”

Gemini: the frog DNA used to make the dinosaurs

Cancer: Ragetti’s wooden eye

Leo: The Na’vi’s ability to communicate with nature through their hair

Virgo: the creepy dude who stares at the kid from Home Alone

Libra: Harvey Dent’s double sided coin

Scorpio: anything that Q gives to James Bond

Sagittarius: the prototype arc reactor that Tony Stark made

Capricorn: Nightlock Berries

Aquarius: the two peasants who argue about swallows

Pisces: “All drains lead to the ocean”