Creations of the Helmeted Author

  • This is a script style chat.
  • Santa Claus [SANTA] joined chat.
  • sick!carcinoGeneticist [CG] joined chat.
  • SANTA: HO! HO! HO!
  • CG: AH-
  • CG: AH-AH-
  • SANTA: Are you feeling sick today?
  • CG: HELP ME!
  • CG: I FEEL LIKE I'M CHOKING
  • SANTA: Uh oh! What's wrong?
  • CG: AH-AH-ARE
  • SANTA: Oh my!
  • CG: IT WAS A HUMAN
  • CG: WITH NO FACE
  • CG: I TRIED TO HELP IT
  • CG: BUT
  • CG: ARE-ARE
  • CG: YOU
  • CG: MY
  • CG: MUMMY?
  • CG: *FACE MELTS INTO A GAS MASK*
  • SANTA: OH LORD.
  • SANTA: FUCK THIS.
  • SANTA: FUCK YOU AND FUCK DOCTOR WHO AND THE SCARY SHIT IT COMES UP WITH.
  • CG: *GAS MASK INFECTED KARKAT WALKS SLOWLY TOWARDS SANTA CLAUS*
  • CG: *I CANNOT BELIEVE I JUST TYPED THAT*
  • SANTA: NOPE IM OUT
  • SANTA: IM NOT WATCHING DOCTOR WHO EVER AGAIN.