Crank-Yankers

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Ya know, I can’t remember if I’ve posted Crank Yankers stuff before, so I’ll do it again if I’ve had.

“I COULD FUCK MY WAY OUT OF A CARDBOARD BOX.”

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Come on, come all,

cause we having a ball.

We just making some calls to strangers

Come on, come all,

you can say what you want,

and they’ll never know if you deranged, or what

but it doesn’t really matter.

No, it doesn’t really matter!

Cause we’ll all be double over with laughter at he.

Expense of others, maybe even your mother.

Want you join the Crank Yankers tonight?

CRANK YANKERS!!

Spoonie Luv places a personal ad in the Village Voice…

Spoonie Luv: OK, let’s keep it simple then, only hotties need apply must like long walks on the beach, nights in front of the fireplace and sushi. shouldn’t steal my stuff. I like my women hairy. must have titties and the budonkadonk butt. I don’t like a dirty ass. gotta have a clean ass. 

Cheryl: you obviously….have you read our personals? 

Spoonie Luv: yeah…I’m just puttin’ my personal, dis what I want! and last but not least, gotta have strong legs, especially at the knees. gonna spend a lot of time on the knees.