Crank-Yankers

Spoonie Luv places a personal ad in the Village Voice…

Spoonie Luv: OK, let’s keep it simple then, only hotties need apply must like long walks on the beach, nights in front of the fireplace and sushi. shouldn’t steal my stuff. I like my women hairy. must have titties and the budonkadonk butt. I don’t like a dirty ass. gotta have a clean ass. 

Cheryl: you obviously….have you read our personals? 

Spoonie Luv: yeah…I’m just puttin’ my personal, dis what I want! and last but not least, gotta have strong legs, especially at the knees. gonna spend a lot of time on the knees. 

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Ya know, I can’t remember if I’ve posted Crank Yankers stuff before, so I’ll do it again if I’ve had.

“I COULD FUCK MY WAY OUT OF A CARDBOARD BOX.”