Crank-Yankers

Spoonie Luv places a personal ad in the Village Voice…

Spoonie Luv: OK, let’s keep it simple then, only hotties need apply must like long walks on the beach, nights in front of the fireplace and sushi. shouldn’t steal my stuff. I like my women hairy. must have titties and the budonkadonk butt. I don’t like a dirty ass. gotta have a clean ass. 

Cheryl: you obviously….have you read our personals? 

Spoonie Luv: yeah…I’m just puttin’ my personal, dis what I want! and last but not least, gotta have strong legs, especially at the knees. gonna spend a lot of time on the knees. 

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Ya know, I can’t remember if I’ve posted Crank Yankers stuff before, so I’ll do it again if I’ve had.

“I COULD FUCK MY WAY OUT OF A CARDBOARD BOX.”

Mister Richard Smoker original subission for Crank Yankers
  • Mister Richard Smoker original subission for Crank Yankers
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Grab it now if you want it. The links never last long.

via Mickey Melchiondo

I saw a post below of ween playing “fancypants” on Crank Yankers, originally we did “Mister Richard Smoker” for them and then they decided it was too much—here is the Crank Yankers original version we submitted.

http://www.chocodog.com/chocodog/smoker.mp3