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red dragon con anthem
  • mads:are you ready kids??
  • fannibals:ayeAYE CAPTAIN
  • mads:I CANT FUCKING HEAR YOU
  • fannibals:!!AYE AYE CAPTAIN
  • mads:OOOOHHHH WHO LIVES IN A CLOSET SMILING WITH GLEE
  • fannibals:HUGH DAN-CY
  • mads:READING SMUT FICS ABOUT WILL FUCKING ME
  • fannibals:HUGH DAN-CY
  • mads:HE LIED TO YOU ALL, HE IS ACTUAL TRASH
  • fannibals:HUGH DAN-CY
  • mads:ON SET HE SENT ME A 33 CHAPTER SLASH
  • fannibals:HUGH DAN-CY
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Part 4 and a bonus panel! For all of you wondering where Stanley’s ghosty self has been during this ruckus, here ya go!

I figure one of the biggest reasons Grunkle Stan is so hush hush about everything that happened 30 years ago is because he feels very guilty about what went down. 

Thanks to all who attended the stream, was a fun time. Part 5 up next…

Not As Dumb As You Look Prologue: 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6

Not As Dumb As You Look Part 1 - 2 - 3 — 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 - 11 - 12 - 13 - 14 - 15 - 16 - 17 - 18 - 19 - 20 - 21 - 22 - 23 - 24 - 25 - 26

ok but like when u think about it the only real difference between Hannibal / Will and Alana / Margot primarily is that Alana and Margot were fucking smart enough to talk to each other about their FEELINGS FOR EACH OTHER AND LOOK HOW MUCH BETTER THAT WENT THEY DIDNT END UP STABBED AND CRYING IN THE RAIN DID THEY 

“Having a checking account while poor doesn’t just mean you have to be responsible and good at math – you have to be perfect. … Let’s say you’re running late for work and hurriedly stop to get gas, paying with a bank card. In your haste you forget to write the $55 down (gas being $4 a gallon, you know). So while you spent the last week until payday thinking you had $50 in your account to absorb minor purchases, you actually were $5 in the red.

So payday comes. You go to the bank to deposit your check, at which point the bank…informs you that your account was at -$200 at the moment you deposited your check. The bank can hit you with a $35 fine for every charge that comes in while you are in minus territory. The bank will not tell you they charged you this money. You will have no idea anything is wrong. … Five seconds of oversight gave the bank the right to take away a week’s worth of your labor.

Some describe this as a ‘poverty tax.’ Others refer to it as a 'Because fuck you, that’s why’ fee.” – John Cheese #CrackedClassic

5 Things Nobody Tells You About Being Poor