• so the first meeting Marius brings Cosette along to 
  • (obviously everyone loves her bc she’s a ray of sunshine)
  • only Enjolras and Grantaire don’t come to say hi bc they’re red faced and screaming at each other
  • R is stood on a chair in order to maintain eye contact 
  • “YOU’RE A WANKER” “COME AT ME WHEN YOU HAVE A GENUINE ARGUMENT” “OOOH BOY! YOU WANNA SEE A PROPER ARGUMENT?” “WEAK!!” “”YOU’RE SO FUCKING INFURIATING” THE FEELING’S MUTUAL, TOSSER”
  • poor Cosette,, so small… so confused.,..,
  • “oh man it’s so sad you don’t all get along, they must really hate each other to be shouting like that!!”
  • Courf kind of just squints at her for a while the says
  • “well they’ve been married for three years so”
Les Mis fandom things where “I don’t know where that idea came from but it’s everywhere and I love it”

-Jehan being nonbinary
-Grantaire and Éponine being BFFs
-Enjolras and Cosette being siblings
-Grantaire being an artist
-Combeferre and moths
-Combeferre and glasses
-Courfeyrac and glitter
-Jehan and flower print everything
-Courfeyrac/Combeferre
-Bahorel/Feuilly
-Jehan/Montparnasse
-Montparnasse’s expanded character in general
-Everyone’s nicknames
-Fake dating AUs 

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les mis moments that break my heart: 1/?

combeferre, bahorel & the rest of les amis trying to stop courfeyrac going after gavroche

  • Someone: I love that one Musical! The one with the cute French guy!
  • Me: Do you mean Phantom, Hamilton or Les Mis?
  • Someone: Idk, but it was set around 1800...
  • Me: Do you mean Phantom, Hamilton or Les Mis?
Les Amis as out-of-context quotes that my friend said while watching Les Mis for the first time

Enjolras: “Oh look, they’re hating on the rich people!”

Combeferre: “So they sing about their love… And they haven’t had any conversations besides their song about their love. Doesn’t that stink? Oh, well. What you gonna do? It’s TV.”

Courfeyrac: “They’re all so pretty. Why are they all so pretty?”

Jehan: “Pretty neat things, them stars!

Bahorel: “The kid is like 8, and he’s still singing when he gets shot. That’s commitment!”

Feuilly: “HE THREW DOWN A PIANO! THOSE ARE SO EXPENSIVE!”

Joly: “It looks like a face mask! I, too, love exfoliating with human crap.”

Bossuet: “Ooh, that’s some deep shit. Sorry guys, what can I say, I love some crappy puns!”

Grantaire: “Aw, he’s singing about stars again, except they’re not pretty this time. He’s clearly having some life issues.”

Bonus:

Marius: “You know what I noticed? There’s no comic relief in this.”

Cosette: “I wonder what they made that out of. Pudding, maybe. Just a happy thought.”

Éponine: “Is the part where we’re supposed to feel sympathy for him? Cause I feel NOTHING.”

Montparnasse: “OH SHIT IT’S THECOPS!”