Corrective helmet

anonymous asked:

consider: Jason's s/o kissing his facially correct helmet when he's gone and they're Lonely and one day he notices that his helmet has new feed when he wasn't using it??? so he watches the playback and it's. he gets a first person perspective of his s/o lavishly kissing the helmet

“Facially correct helmet” so are we talkin the Easter Island Head or 

but omg he’d a) be embarrassed for them because wow he’s discovering this and I bet they didn’t know his helmet has video recording capabilities and b) he gets so flustered and hot for them because he wants to experience those kisses for himself (and then some).