The signs before sex.
  • Aries:Gets in an argument with who they are about to hook up with so its hot rough and angry
  • Taurus:Buys 3 cans of whip cream
  • Gemini:Sets it straight that they don't want anything serious
  • Cancer:lights candles and lots of pleasant scents sprayed around the room.
  • Leo:Teasing teasing teasing
  • Virgo:Spends an hour looking up which sex positions that will satisfy their partner the most.
  • Libra:Goes out to but new lingerie but can't decide on which one they like o ends up buying $200 dollars worth of it.
  • Scorpio:Dusts off their chains and whips
  • Sagittarius:Takes a pole dancing class and looks up weird dangerous sex positions.
  • Capricorn:Makes a nice dinner and keeps downing wine
  • Aquarius:Whips out their collection of glow in the dark condoms
  • Pisces:Looking up different role play topics
How to Charm the Signs

Aries: Ask them about a passion they have, or ask to play a game or sport with them. They are typically competitive, so don’t take it to heart if they get a little crazy.

Taurus: Ask them about their favorite foods, and tell them about yourself (not too much though it will drive them crazy); they don’t like to talk about themselves a lot

Gemini: Surprise them with a super fun, spontaneous day trip. Ask them what they are thinking about, they’ll be happy to tell you

Cancer: Show you care for them, if they know that they’re not the only ones doing the caring, they are gaurenteed to open up fast

Leo: Tell them they are beautiful, amazing- just compliment them in any and every way possible

Virgo: Find a common interest, laugh at their jokes. Be extremely polite, and don’t forget they love a good sense of humor

Libra: Compliment and FLIRT. Don’t come off too strong though, they like the chase.

Scorpio: See past their sarcasm and wall, ask them something personal and deep. Show them that your entirely interested in hearing what they really have to say.

Sagittarius: Start an intellectual conversation, they are smarter than you’d think. Mention traveling to them… they are very passionate and wont drop the topic quickly.

Capricorn: Ask about plans for their future. Keep them engaged, dig deep. They are all about business

Aquarius: Ask about theories, and tell them about your own. If it leads to an argument, don’t worry, it will stay light and is a good way to keep the aqua interested.

Pisces: Make sure they don’t start to daydream. Ask them about their dreams, and if they had one wish, what would it be? Push from there.

Title: The Hollow Moon, Chapter 2

Author: thepsychicclam

Artist: me

Summary: It’s the summer after Stiles’ first year of college, and he’s working a crappy job and dealing with nightmares and anxiety - but he’s okay, he swears. He makes it through most days without too much trouble. Then, a certain werewolf comes back into town. Which Stiles doesn’t care about, nope, not at all.

After two and a half years, Derek returns to Beacon Hills with his small Pack. Though he tried to move on, something just kept drawing him back to Beacon Hills, he’s just not sure what. Now, he figures he can start building something like a life - but he keeps getting distracted by Stiles Stilinski of all people.

on ao3

How the Signs lost their Virginity

aries: at a rage party

taurus: at camping trip by a lake

gemini: too someone way to old for them at a bar

cancer: with the one they love in a hotel with rose petals and candles

leo: in a shed watcing their favorite movie playing with the most attractive person they know

virgo: on the way to a baseball game in a van

libra: on a super romantic picnic date at a drive in movie

scorpio: in an orgy with some stoner kids

sagittarius: drinking shots in the school bathroom after hours

capricorn: in an office or bedroom; super fast and rough and unexpected. leaves right after

aquarius: under the stars in their backyard

pisces: one of the stoners at the orgy where scorpio is, with some random person they don’t even know

What the Signs ask Ouija

aries: could i set _____’s house on fire and get away with it??  

taurus: what is the point life?

gemini: how many people hate me? 

cancer: do you think im too emotional? 

leo: am i the fairest in all the school?? 

virgo: why do people not like me? WAIT I KNOW IS IT… *keeps listing unrealistic suggestions* 

libra: who will be my next love be?? 

scorpio: what bitch will i fuck next 

sagittarius: could i grow wings to fly out of this damn place 

capricorn: will i ever find someone who understands my desire for organization?? 

aquarius: are aliens real? have i ever been abducted? are they green? 

pisces: are there genies who will make my wishes come true?