Cooooooool

i only started listening to taz three weeks ago and look at me now mom

pattern by @odddaughterdesigns

So @incorrect-pokespe-quotes I heard Akumatized Dexholders and rushed to draw my #1 gal

obviously I went for the star theme and her thing is like, someone stole something she worked really hard to get (like a pokemon or something), she gets upset and akumatized, now she like just goes around putting star stickers on things and claiming them as her’s. That wouldn’t be so much of a problem but well she can pretty much hide anything in them magic sox as long as its got the sticker (and isn’t living because ew). The gun is just because and shooting lil explosive stars. 

her weakness is water because like all the stickers just get washed off.

The Humanz paintings in Brussels were amazing and unique in each way

Russel’s was a monocromatic painting with windmill island in the foreground, which was simple yet very detailed

2D was done like a classic painting with soft lines and great shading

Murdoc’s was very contemporary with the face splitting and showing his cartoon self inside his human self

Noodle had been painted in a pop art style with sharp lines and bold differences in colors

The artists just did an amazing job, hats off to them!

Clever things in Be More Chill that make that me smile

  • Jeremy’s theme and the Squip’s theme are very similar to one another, following deep tech-y undertones with high pitched slow almost 8-bit melodies
  • Jeremy’s theme has the melody of “It helps you to beee cooooooool” that’s sung in The Squip Song, immediately providing foreshadowing without question that Jeremy will take the squip because the melody for its function is literally inside of Jeremy(‘s theme)
  • All songs focused on Jeremy or Michael (Michael in the Bathroom, More Than Survive, Two Player Game, etc) begin with 8bit/piano single note melodies
  • “Come on” is always used in the context of the erotic, including sex, overt happiness, and romance
  • “If this were an apocalypse, I would not need any tips, in how to stay alive…But since the zombie army has yet to descend…” directly correlates when the students become ‘zombies’ in The Play (“you have to really sell that you’re turning into a zombie!”) because of the squip and Jeremy does know what to do, because of his video game
  • Speaking of the video game, it’s called Apocalypse of the Damned, the apocalypse referring both to the first quote above and to the students becoming zombies in The Play. The Damned part refers to those turned over by the squip, as the Squip calls them the “pitiful”, or damned children
  • When characters are directly controlled by the Squip, their voice has a mechanical overtone, like when Rich is explaining about the pill the second time in The Squip Song, when the Squip talks about what Jeremy has to do for him in Be More Chill (part 1)
  • Whenever the Squip is convincing Jeremy of something, like how everything about him is terrible or that the Squip will save the “pitiful children” and so on, he uses the voices of the other students in the school, which I always think is a nice parallel by the end during Voices in My Head
  • When Jeremy has to repeat after the Squip in Be More Chill (part 1) the music in the background resembles waltz music, a dance often used in media to portray tension between characters (you know, those classic scenes of the couple with sexual tensions, or when a detective and partner must dance to get close to the bad guy, or when a hero and supervillain dance together because they’re both in disguise at a party, etc etc) but in this case it shows how in tune with one another the Squip and Jeremy are
  • The Squip refers to Jeremy as Hamlet when he’s being overdramatic which is a reference to how Hamlet pretended to ‘be crazy’ to get what he wanted, but now Jeremy is pretending to ‘be more chill’ to get what he wants.
  • “Do you wanna ride” and “do you wanna hang” both refer to sex (obviously) and they are paralleled with the girls referring to it happening somewhere with parents (ie, “my mother’s car” or “Jake’s parents’ room”). The Squip also interferes both times to push Jeremy to participate, by manipulating him into saying yes to the ride or disabling his legs at the party
  • Brooke/Chloe refer to Jeremy as “Jerry” a few more times even after he corrects them
  • Even though the Squip says for Jeremy to repeat him and he says “Everything about YOU is so terrible” Jeremy repeats it as “Everything about ME is so terrible” because the Squip is an abusive computer
Why doesnt SOMEONE do something aobut ALL THESE FUCKING BOTS ON social MEDIA ???????????????
  • Co-Worker: *internally* The new guy is so cool. Well, I guess he's not the new guy anymore because he has been working here for months now, but he's still great. I look up to him so much. He's funny, and outgoing. He even gave me a cute nickname. He never recognizes my affection for him, but I think today is the day. Today is the day he'll realize how cool and cute I am.
  • Co-Worker: H-Hi!
  • New Guy: Hey, braids.
  • Co-Worker: Do you like music?
  • New Guy: Yeah, I mean everyone likes music. Kinda weird if you don't. You're friends with that rep, right?
  • Co-Worker: Huh?
  • New Guy: You know, the mopey one. Dark hair. Does she like me?
  • Co-Worker: Everyone likes you. I like you.
  • New Guy: Yeah, but that rep. That rep doesn't talk to me.
  • Co-Worker: I'm sure she likes you. You're so cool and kind and... uh, Britney Spears followed me on twitter!
  • New Guy: Whoa, what!? Britney Spears!? You're fucking joking!
  • Co-Worker: I'm serious. I guess, I'm really cool now. Hahahahahahahaha.
  • New Guy: Lemme see.
  • Co-Worker: Huh?
  • New Guy: Lemme see your phone. I wanna see Britney following you. Can you like DM her?
  • Co-Worker: You're not allowed to take your phone out at work.
  • New Guy: Come on, no one cares.
  • Co-Worker: Uh, here you go, I guess. *hands new guy her phone*
  • New Guy: *checks twitter* ...This is a bot.
  • Co-Worker: Huh?
  • New Guy: It's not the real Britney Spears, this is very obviously a bot.
  • Co-Worker: No, it's totally her. How can you even tell?
  • New Guy: First off, she only has two followers. One of which is you and the other is another Britney Spears bot. Secondly, her twitter name is Brittany Spear. Third, all of her posts are about discount fishing rods.
  • Co-Worker: Oh... I guess I didn't notice.
  • New Guy: You're fucking with me aren't you?
  • Co-Worker: *sweats* Sure, yeah.
  • New Guy: *laughs* I love you, braids. You're funny as shit.
  • Co-Worker: You love me!?
  • New Guy: Yeah, as a minor work acquaintance. Hey, if you talk to that rep later on, tell her to hit me up some time.
  • Co-Worker: Sure... yeah.
  • *later*
  • Co-Worker: *checking phone* It can't be a bot. It's definitely not a bot. Why would a Britney Spears bot follow me. I'm not even interested in fishing. It has to be the real Britney. *DMs the bot* Hey, hello Britney.
  • Brittany Spear: hi what're up :)
  • Co-Worker: Britney, I knew you were real!
  • Brittany Spear: lol hey ! :) :P
  • Co-Worker: Britney, you have to prove to this guy at my job that you're real. He's so cute and I love him so much and I want him to notice me.
  • Brittany Spear: wow hey did you kno that u can decrease you're morrtgrage rate by up to 20% check it out at www.extra.savings.ca/riwuWqoaQ/ref/100200
  • Co-Worker: Britney, this is serious.
  • Brittany Spear: Hi :)
  • Co-Worker: Britney PLS!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Brittany Spear: do U want boys to like U 🤔
  • Co-Worker: Yes, Britney! Show me the way!
  • Brittany Spear: is verry easy just follow this link and find your way https://find.your.way.jp/4wfwf42435753g$single/trinity/
  • Co-Worker: *clicks link*
  • Co-Worker: *pupils dilate*
  • *later*
  • New Guy: *working halfheartedly*
  • Co-Worker: *stumbles into new guy's cubicle* Greeting.
  • New Guy: Hey, braids.
  • Co-Worker: Does your like fishing?
  • New Guy: Nah. Never been much of an outdoorsman unless it involves extreme sports.
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  • New Guy: You alright, braids? You sound kinda complete weird, and your eyes are a little completely black.
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  • New Guy: Uh... yeah. *leads co-worker out of his cubicle* I'm kinda completely busy at the moment. So I'll talk to you later braids. You should probably get back to work too.
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  • *later*
  • Brittany Spear: *tweets* Why is it so dark? Why am I so numb?

I saw several really cool paladinsonas (thanks to @y-annah) and i wanted to give it a go cause why not???  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

//cries in agony because I saw a really cool black paladin already and I’m too late to the party and mine isn’t even that cooooooool// Frick

Name: Anloki 

Specie: Loria

Age: Looks around early 20s in human years

Gender: Male, (but pretends to be female since he’s being hunted)

Height: 7′ standing

Occupation: Black Paladin for Voltron

Weapons: His massive claws, Sabre-Like Bayard 

Personality: A major worrywart and a bit schizophrenic (he has good reason), is a hard worker even when all else fails, is constantly on high alert, pretty steady when it comes to his psychological health, really doubtful about himself and his team (???), hella strong, can be really cute and innocent

Extras: 

-The planet he came from was taken over by some really mean aliens. He and a group of Loria were able to escape to a near by planet.

-He sheds and grows hair really fast, depending on the environment’s climate

-He can also change the color of his coat, with white being his default

-Loria males are usually caught and killed for their beautiful coats, causing many males to resort to them pretending to be a female (This is why he classifies himself as a female; for safety)

-Is really insecure about his figure and outer physique (He hates his feet and how fuckin tol he is)

-Can eat alot or not eat for days

-Has a friend he made back at the new planet that he goes practically everywhere with. 

-He’s not really interested in finding love???? He thinks it’s overrated.

-That doesn’t mean he won’t though.

-He comes from a very cold planet, so he has to take time to shed his fur but it’s much faster for him to grow it back.

-Is much larger (in weight) then what people perceive him to be 

-Has the WORST eyesight, practically blind

-He really likes affection towards him (like hugs, compliments, pats on the back, etc). They tell him that he’s doing a good job at whatever he’s doing.

-He’s a space mom…and a space dad…wrapped in one. Space Parent.

-He has a really strong bite, so watch out

-He’s a vegetarian for the most part. 

-He is really graceful when it comes to fighting hand to hand…or sword to sword. He learned it all from his mama.

-He’ll sacrifice himself for loved ones //wink wink 

-Though he’s from a cold planet, he enjoys environments that are humid and hot. For…some reason.