“Poppy, your toaster strudels are fucking cursed.“
Malek and Poppy were conversing animatedly about the bizarre concoctions Poppy comes up with to make the pastry “less boring”. Malek immersed in their discussion, accidentally runs over a bump, jostling Dallas awake.. The camping spot was a 2-hour drive on Malek’s pick-up.
(technically his aunt’s. Malek feels it’s his, ‘cause he’s the one who washes it.)
“’S freezing.” Dallas complains, first thing he wakes up. Without a second thought, Malek drapes his favorite jacket over Dallas’ shoulder, who promptly falls back asleep. (Poppy rolls her eyes, “fuckin’ dense idiots.”)
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Genre: Smut Word count: 3194 Description: When the first time is less than impressive, should you give it another shot? Warnings: Mature content Author’s note: This was loosely inspired by the movie “A Two Night Stand”, but mostly by Jin’s dual charms, going from dork to oppa in 0.1 seconds.
Taking Prisoners by LieutenantRuby Rated E - Explicit Summary: Stan and Rick meet at a time when they are both on the run from their history, so why not run together for a while? But when a certain triangular shadow from Rick’s past emerges, he doesn’t know if he can run far enough, or if Stan can follow. Content Warnings: drug use, alcohol, oral sex, anal sex, swearing, violence, PTSD, anxiety, blood Art by w1chprince Fanmix by trenchcoatonatardis
★ THE DJD ★ POP ★ MIX ★
a thematically-appropriate mix of pop songs from the 2000s and 2010s for cybertron’s top professional sadists, featuring many songs i promise you know and may never hear the same again
Fading by trenchcoatonatardis Rated M - Mature Summary: There are moments when you choose between what you want, and what you need. When Rick comes home late, again, Stan finally hits his moment head-on. (young Stanchez) Content Warnings: Drinking, Drug use mention, Mild Sexual Content, Angst, Swearing, Homophobic Slurs, Violence, Mentions of Blood Art by frickstanchez Fanmix by trenchcoatonatardis Art by Lieutenant Ruby
4. What was your favorite video game growing up?
Literally any Mario, Kirby, Pokemon, or Animal Crossing game!!! I’ve always been a major video game lover ever since I was a lil teeny kid.
6. If you had a warning label, what would yours say?
“Warning: Contents highly groovy- handle with care (or they may erupt glitter)”
15. Do you have a favorite YouTuber?
I love Shane Dawson so much. And I’ve been a huge fan of grav3yardgirl for so many years, I adore her endlessly. She and I have so much in common, lmao.
22. Pet peeves?
Lmaooooo I have way more than I could ever list, honestly. 😅
30. Favorite movie?
Spirited Away, Edward Scissorhands, Arthur, Girl Interrupted, Almost Famous, and The Professional.
33. Blog rate?
10/10 tbh!!! Your blog is really great and so are you. You’re an extremely kind, thoughtful person with a big heart and I definitely appreciate seeing your posts on my dash and interacting with you! ☺️💕
47. What is a sound you really hate?
Uhhhh lmao the sound of people throwing up, loud chewing, my own voice on recordings, lawn maintenance crews working at like 8 am when I’m trying to sleep, aaaand that’s all that really comes to mind immediately? 😅
48. A sound you really love?
My boyfriend’s voice + his cute lil giggles, my favorite music, John Ent’s voice, the popping of bubble wrap, the excited ripping of wrapping paper on Christmas morning, the steady fall of rain on the roof while I’m trying to sleep, the crackling of fire, the waves on the beach, and my cat’s excited series of meows and chirps when he finally sees me after not seeing me for an extended period of time. 😁❤️
61. What makes you unfollow a blog?
Usually I unfollow if a person posts a lot of reaaaally explicitly gory stuff, offensive content, or extremely graphic NSFW things/kinks that I’m not into. If they’re a generally rude person or continuously insult/shit on something that I love, then that also tends to gain an unfollow from me as well.
62. What makes you follow a blog?
If they post/reblog things that I’m interested in! And if they seem like a kind person. :’)
120. Fruits or vegetables?
Tbh I’m gonna go with vegetables??? I love fruits, but I think I love vegetables a bit more. :o