Orc Fighter and Dwarf Fighter: Is there an orgy at this party?
DM: Roll to see if whats happening at the party
Orc: Nat 20
DM: Fine. Yeah, there is a small orgy.
Orc: Can I join?
DM: *sigh* You know what, sure.
Dwarf: is there any food around them?
Dwarf: can I make a stand and sell bacon pancakes so they can refuel.
DM: Roll to build a stand
Dwarf: nat 20
DM: Fuck it. You build a stand so great it is now a permanent fixture of the village. Are you guys happy now.
Orc: Can I roll for how many boggarts are in this orgy with me?
DM: We’re done here.