Every character ever
  • Canon: this character is charismatic and intelligent, quite a perfectionist, and would sacrifice everything for his loved ones, usually nor is he attracted to anyone
  • Fandom: gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay is fucking gay and seeks love

Important details from the original Hellblazer comics for the Constantine fandom to take note of:

  • John wears an earring in his right ear
  • John makes jokes when he’s embarrassed
  • John is afraid of needles, hospitals and dogs
  • John throws up a lot when he’s anxious or upset
  • John sends his niece souvenirs in the mail when he travels
  • John has punched so many Neo-Nazis in London that they know to avoid him by name
  • John votes progressive
  • John likes The Clash
  • John has fictionally supported AIDS research longer than the US government has in the real world
  • John was a hippie in high school
  • John doesn’t like guns
  • John cried when his father died (even though his father went to Hell for abusing him)
  • John loves his older sister
  • John is mentally ill
  • John is a survivor of attempted rape
  • John habitually lies to policemen
  • John has a crush on Dick Grayson
  • John loves New York City

This has been a PSA about John Constantine thanks

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