anonymous asked:

Oi, Haytham, just thought I'd let you know that one of my managers at work reminded me of you today.

That is quite the complamnt, with a man like myself incharge you are sure to get quite a lot of work completed. ~ Haytham. I am not sure that is what the Anonymous meant Father. ~ Connor.  I am completely sure that is not what they mean Templar swine. ~ Altair. *Malik and Rave laughing in the background*


Assassin’s Creed + Playable Characters

My story is one of many thousands and the world will not suffer if it ends too soon.

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What Your Favorite Assassin Says About You
  • Altair:Good taste. You can appreciate the new stuff, but there's a special place in your heart for the classics. Probably a little bitter over Maria's death, but you're lowkey about it. You probably have a soft spot for puzzles, but you still hate half the ones in the AC games anyway.
  • Ezio:You just came here to have fun. You loved the Glory Days™ of the franchise and miss them, and you cry every single time someone mentions the names "Federico," "Petruccio," or "Yusuf." You love minor characters but they all die and you're sad.
  • Connor:Highkey bitter as fuck. Literally one of the saltiest people in the fandom. If given the chance, you would fight all of Ubisoft, on your own, with just your fists. You probably feed stray animals and can't walk into a dog pound without crying.
  • Edward:Would probably fight anyone, but there's no passion behind it. Certified Dank Memer. You never have any idea what you're doing, at all, ever, but somehow you make it work. You don't give a fuck about the modern storyline at this point.
  • Arno:Cinnamon roll. You like witty humor but you're also sad as hell. Probably a closet masochist, because you've for some reason stuck with this franchise for so long. You probably don't care about the modern storyline all that much, either.
  • Evie:Either Altair or Connor was your favorite before Syndicate. Probably an older sibling, or otherwise has to deal with children. You have nothing but love for good female characters, and you're probably pretty gay. You would thank Evie Frye for curb stomping you.
  • Jacob:Probably liked Ezio or Edward before Syndicate. You love being right and rubbing it in people's faces. Cried at the end of Syndicate, but you'll deny it to the grave. You make smart-ass remarks but run the moment someone tries to fight you. You'd inbox someone the entire Bee Movie script.

“I forgot how a good sea battle could get my blood flowing! Sail around attacking ships. That’s the life.”
“I know that feeling. It seems to run in my family.”
“Your father was a seafarer, then?”
“My grandfather, Edward. He sailed with a rough crew, or so I am told.”
“For the king?”
“For himself. But that is a long tale for another day, Mr. Faulkner.”

  • Connor Kenway:*helps everyone he meets, is ridiculously kind and gentle to people who do him and innocent people no harm, does tiny little tasks for his neighbors as well as people he doesn't really know, sees the good in the world even though he's constantly exposed to negativity and shitty people, genuinely cares about the Homesteaders and almost certainly views them as family, does absolutely everything he can to protect those he cares about*

Practice practice. This was fun.

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