The Man with the Silver Tongue

Connor was never a man with a silver tongue. He couldn’t charm a woman or have a decent conversation without tripping over his words and getting flustered. Maybe that was his wiring, he was more a man of action, or maybe it was her, since she was just amazing and perfect in every way thus making it difficult for a mere mortal like himself to speak to her. He sighed on his way to the lake. Maybe a swim would calm him down, he hoped, and then maybe he could speak to her.

Her. A foolish grin spread across his face when he thought of her. It wasn’t an intimate thought, just a thought of her smiling. Wow, he smiled again, bashfully looking around to ensure no one was watching him be a giddy fool, everything about her made him smile. Her smile, her hair, the way her eyes crinkled when she laughed, the way she pouted when she was upset, her humor, her thoughts.

“Oh my God!” Connor was whipped out of his day dream, smiling like a fool at…

“Connor! I’m washing!” She yelled again, and he looked her up and down, realized what he was seeing, and froze.

“I was- No! I was only walking! And I wasn’t smiling at you! I was- Not that-” He gulped, “Your breasts, they’re small and cute. I… I like them.” Realized what he had said, Connor slapped his forehead and spun around.

Maybe he’d reach out to Haytham, he had never craved death more than now.


Assassin’s Creed + Playable Characters

My story is one of many thousands and the world will not suffer if it ends too soon.

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What Your Favorite Assassin Says About You
  • Altair:Good taste. You can appreciate the new stuff, but there's a special place in your heart for the classics. Probably a little bitter over Maria's death, but you're lowkey about it. You probably have a soft spot for puzzles, but you still hate half the ones in the AC games anyway.
  • Ezio:You just came here to have fun. You loved the Glory Days™ of the franchise and miss them, and you cry every single time someone mentions the names "Federico," "Petruccio," or "Yusuf." You love minor characters but they all die and you're sad.
  • Connor:Highkey bitter as fuck. Literally one of the saltiest people in the fandom. If given the chance, you would fight all of Ubisoft, on your own, with just your fists. You probably feed stray animals and can't walk into a dog pound without crying.
  • Edward:Would probably fight anyone, but there's no passion behind it. Certified Dank Memer. You never have any idea what you're doing, at all, ever, but somehow you make it work. You don't give a fuck about the modern storyline at this point.
  • Arno:Cinnamon roll. You like witty humor but you're also sad as hell. Probably a closet masochist, because you've for some reason stuck with this franchise for so long. You probably don't care about the modern storyline all that much, either.
  • Evie:Either Altair or Connor was your favorite before Syndicate. Probably an older sibling, or otherwise has to deal with children. You have nothing but love for good female characters, and you're probably pretty gay. You would thank Evie Frye for curb stomping you.
  • Jacob:Probably liked Ezio or Edward before Syndicate. You love being right and rubbing it in people's faces. Cried at the end of Syndicate, but you'll deny it to the grave. You make smart-ass remarks but run the moment someone tries to fight you. You'd inbox someone the entire Bee Movie script.

Happy Assassin’s Christmas!

—How Assassin’s Creed characters delivered Christmas gifts
   From sky till sea, Before the morning comes

 The Sentences topside on the illustrations are Christmas greetings in each countries though, I’m not living any those nations (little sad), so if I was wrong, I’m so sorry and please say to me then I’ll fix it quickly as possible!
(Italian→French→Lebanese →English→Kanien'keha→French→Irish →Welsh)

Also, Sorry if your favorite character is not here :( 

+++ I changed Aveline and Gérald’s Christmas greetings. French is more  appropriate and I’m so sorry that was so big mistake ;-; I was totally wrong T-T Thanks to @ r-stern you’re so nice and genius!
+++ I changed Altaïr and Malik’s card too! It must be written from right side and I used wrong sentence. Thank you @bottleassassin! You guys so awesome!
+++ I changed Altaïr and Malik’s card again! I misunderstood point T-T; I did not use wrong sentence, but when I typed in Photoshop, Photoshop suddenly reversed this sentence! So I should have reversed, not just line up from right side.
Thanks to @bottleassassin, anon, and another anon again!
Sorry about my foolishness and keep changing my art over and over ;-;(But this is important job, right?)

Happy Christmas everyone! :D

“I forgot how a good sea battle could get my blood flowing! Sail around attacking ships. That’s the life.”
“I know that feeling. It seems to run in my family.”
“Your father was a seafarer, then?”
“My grandfather, Edward. He sailed with a rough crew, or so I am told.”
“For the king?”
“For himself. But that is a long tale for another day, Mr. Faulkner.”