Commons-and-Sense

anonymous asked:

Alright, people, some common sense 101 for ya: Don't. Leave. Your. Money. On. The. Counter. And. Walk. Off. While. The. Cashier. Rings. Your. Stuff. I get people all the time who throw money on the counter while I'm ringing their stuff, and then walk off to look at something else. It makes me nervous. I won't steal it, but I can't say that for every cashier you'll encounter, nor for other customers. I'll do my best to watch it, but I shouldn't be held responsible if something DOES happen.

anonymous asked:

(about canon adrienette confirmation) I know it was going to happen sooner or later, it was a big must if they wanted the fans happy but still I can't feel happy and excited for the announcement :D

Obviously it was gonna happen before the end of the show. It was a common sense thing. Doesn’t take away the fact that he confirmed it. We just don’t know when. It is a great thing though.

There are SO MANY overlapping issues that affect only biologically female people: access to reproductive healthcare, legal abortion, protection from pregnancy discrimination, maternity leave, access to menstrual products; not to mention things that predominantly affect female bodied people worldwide like child marriage, genital mutilation, sex trafficking, etc.

There’s so much commonality that it makes sense to have a political movement specifically for those people. Since it’s for female people, we could call it…I don’t know, feminism?

Mr. Blonde just lampshaded how dumb Ben Kingsley was for 1. making a hybrid space succubus and 2. giving it anxiety by making it live in a biodome, proving that Mr. Blonde will always be the merciless murderer who nonethless has the most common sense of anyone in the room.

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DISGUSTING PIG!

Chris Biersack is so creepy! I cant believe he would comment such things on underage girls photos. He’s a dirty old man with sick thoughts. IDK how many of your dads would voluntarily post something like this under young girls photos. It makes you wonder what he does on his spare time. 

I understand we don’t know if he’s ever done anything however we all have common sense and if theres red flags its normal to be precautions and concerned…. Look at Bill Cosby, how many of you al thought he was a perv and bitch he’s literally blind! LOL So I wouldn’t fault anyone for thinking thoughts about Chris.

I’m not going to act like a dumbass and close my eyes and pretend he 100% innocent just because there isn’t black and white evidence. At the moment all we have is grey shadows and cant draw solid conclusions but we are allowed to show and share our concerns since like we’ve all said, NORMAL DADS DON’T POST PICS OF GIRLS CLEAVAGE ON THEIR PERSONAL PAGE AND ENGAGE IN SEXUAL CONVERSATIONS ON SOCIAL MEDIA! It would have been different if they were on the BVB pages but they aren’t their own his own pages!!!!

He hasn’t shown any self awareness or apologized for writing those comments. which makes it all worse!!! I would somewhat maybe try to not think of him as a perv if he came out and was like oh fuck that was inappropriate. Im used to talking with adults that i got carried away and forgot my entire following is 14yr olds.

Chris doesn’t act like a mature responsible adult:

–He decks himself out in BVB apparel, shops at Hot Topic and always has BVB on the mind

–.He gets into arguments with anyone who doesn’t worship Andy.

–He doesn’t take criticism well.

–He bitches at anyone who voices their opinion on giving the other band members some time in the spotlight. 

I hope someone maces him at Warped Tour if he tries any sexual moves on them!

A/N: This is absolutely disgusting. -N

anonymous asked:

Okay so is Taako stupid in a sense that he's not intelligent or that he just lacks common sense? Because if I remember correctly he does know things like how to speak other languages and stuff

Justin made Taako stupid for only a while… He dropped it after maybe 5 episodes because it was holding him back too much (basically he kept working out griffin’s puzzles and stuff, but he felt couldn’t say anything bc it would be out ooc for Taako). Though in that time I did imagine it that Taako lacked common sense, not so much intelligence (for the same reasons you stated above) - but that’s just moi

anonymous asked:

boi can you roast pisces i have pisces as my ascending but i find them whiny and annoying (but then again so am i) so yeah thanks. you can compliment them to so no one is offended or anything lol

LMFAOOO! 
I only find them annoying in love, (don’t worry I’m a Pisces Moon, so I can deeply relate), they are always trying to read between the lines, and just trying to see the good in people. They’ll know something isn’t right, but they think they ‘feel’ there is something there, and that’s really the delusional Neptune. They ask for advice and they never take it, just so they can go back to you to whine about it. Also, doesn’t know the difference between being delusional and intuitive, they prefer to listen to their delusions. They’ll have all these reasons why they should stop doing something, and leaving, but they never end up doing so because they think they’re using common sense, and just being ‘reasonable.’ Pisces just don’t trust themselves. They always have a ‘but’ for mostly everything. They want to help others, when it’s just draining them. They see things coming anyways, and their intuition tells them something, but they can be so blind. Then they pout when things don’t go their way, sometimes cry, they’re huge crybabies. 
Although, they really are just misunderstood, and want to be appreciated for their efforts that’s all. They don’t know who’s a bad guy and who’s a good guy, cause they want to see good, they believe there is something good in everyone, and you can’t blame them, they’re simply innocent. They just need to fix on, who is good for them and who isn’t. 

anonymous asked:

Don't you think that sometimes you take showerthoughts' posts a bit too seriously?

I just have fun bouncing thoughts off them. They are jokes, but they often are a good sample of the average bro’s “common sense”. Most people will not read a long text or an excerpt from an academic essay because it’s boring and it ends up only reaching an audience that is already familiar with the subject, but challenging something silly like showerthoughts gets people reading, and it gets a certain kind of person pissed off. Every marketing professional knows that provoking anger and indignation is THE way to spread a message on social media.

So if I want to challenge/reach an audience that doesn’t usually seek content like what I post, making fun of showerthoughts and letting indignant reddit bros do the spreading for me is sadly more effective than writing something well thought out here on tumblr. My well researched stuff has been doing better on wordpress and facebook.

Dear Evan Hansen Characters as Teachers

Evan would teach Biology.

Connor would teach Art.

Jared would teach Language Arts.

Zoe would teach Music or How To Not Be An Idiot (Common Sense).

Alana would teach math.

Heidi would teach Law or Health.

Larry would be the gym teacher, and baseball coach.

Cynthia would teach Home Economics(aka how to actually survive in this world)

Common sense tip #3

For many lifters, especially newbies, it feels like it’s sus if you go into a store and leave without buying anything, right? I know I still feel like this. While it’s sus to go to a particular store on the regular and never buy anything, buying something when youre not a regular isn’t sus at all. Think of how many times you’ve gone into a store trying to find a specific item and left because they didn’t have it. Lots of people do this. In fact, buying something makes you more memorable, especially at places like ulta. So here’s how to not be sus WITHOUT buying anything. I’m using ulta as an example.

1. The goal is to be in and out as fast as possible - like you went in for a certain item and they didn’t have it. So make a list beforehand. Use the ulta app to see if your store has the item in stock. (Select item, click find in store, enter zip, click check availability, taa-daa!)

2. This is a basic rule but I can’t say it enough: KNOW WHERE YOUR BLIND SPOTS ARE! It’s really sus when you go into a store and you’re bouncing around like a pin ball trying to find a blind spot.

3. Have an item in mind that you KNOW the store doesn’t carry. If you’re unsure, check the ulta app or website. This way, when an SA asks, you can say, “Hey, do you have the new viseart palette? I can’t find it anywhere!” and when they say no, you can look disappointed and you have an excuse to leave without making a purchase.

4. Look boring and nondescript and don’t carry a giant bag. If you look interesting, the SA will probably try to small talk with you. Besides being boring and awkward, this makes you more memorable. So wear lots of tan/beige, cover up your neon green mohawk, and do your makeup expertly but bland. Look rich but boring.

5. Be pleasant but not overly so. They’ll remember you if you’re rude.

6. Go in, get the things on your list, get the fuck out. Don’t dawdle. Don’t gawk. Don’t spend an hour snorting perfumes.

7. If you go on Google maps, you can see how long the average shopper spends in the store and when the busy times are. I, personally, prefer busier times as the staff is less focused on me and I can just kinda blend in.

Good lucka

The Denny’s rule book: A simple guide

Denny’s is your local, friendly diner open 24 hours a day every day of the year. A place to relax and enjoy a breakfast at any hour, a fulfilling lunch or delicious dinner. All are welcome at Denny’s, and it’s your safest location, provided you follow this very simple guide for the nightly hours.

  1. Never close your eyes in a Denny’s parking lot. 
  2. Walk calmly to the door; you will hear sounds. Do not look behind you.
  3. Always make sure the door closes behind you, unless it was already open when you arrived, in which case do not touch the door.
  4. Never sit at the table farthest from the front door. Your server will sometimes try to seat you there. Politely refuse and ask for another table.
  5. If you see a table with two salt-shakers, walk past it; that table is taken. Sit at the table directly across from it instead. 
  6. Eat your pancakes. Box any leftovers; it would be a shame to waste food. It might attract something.
  7. Do not, under any circumstance, look into the eyes of your own reflection in the bathroom.
  8. If your server’s eyes turn black, do not panic; order a coffee with extra cream. Do not ask for a refill. Do not stare.
  9. Think you recognize someone who just walked in? Best to ignore it. It’s probably not what it seems. They will proceed to sit at the table farthest from the door.
  10. If you are walking past a Denny’s and you see yourself sitting in the corner booth through the window, keep walking. Do not eat at Denny’s that night.
  11. Did you tip? You better double check. It’s only polite to leave a tip.
  12. Do not ask questions. They will Notice.

Your local Denny’s is the perfect place for a delicious meal at all hours of the day. Hope you enjoy your next visit to any Denny’s Diner!

things that are “lmao so edgy”:
- “i only listen to real music”
- “atheism, more like common sense hahah!! religious people need a reality check”
- *does something slightly uncommon* “Normal people scare me”
- “hahahahah are you TRIGGERED!?!?!”

things that are not “lmao so edgy”:
- neurodivergent people using dark humor to talk about their struggles
- neurodivergent people talking about their intrusive thoughts
- neurodivergent people talking about their suicidal or violent impulses
- people talking about their trauma
- mentally ill people being mentally ill

Oh no!

Lars acted like a normal, relatable human being in the new episode!? He better redeem himself for that, normal reactions and interactions are not allowed! I’m so disgusted at his common sense! I hate him because he’s not a big fearless hero and is instead acting like a teenage human boy as he is intended to be.

anonymous asked:

Okay but after the new Love Hotel & Instagram chapter I desperately need Yuuri to find his old school uniform while packing his things in preparation to move to Russia (or even better, Victor asking Mari or Yuuko for their old ones and makes Yuuri wear it)

“W-where did you get that?” Yuuri sputtered upon walking into his bedroom and seeing Victor sitting on his bed.

Except he wasn’t just sitting on Yuuri’s bed.

He was sitting on Yuuri’s bed, wearing the dark, dark blue uniform jacket and pants that Yuuri had not seen in years.

And wearing it exactly like Yuuri had always imagined. Jacket front undone, flaps haphazardly pushed back. White button up shirt just a bit rumpled and nearly coming untucked from his belt line. The knot in the school tie loose and askew. He rested an elbow on a knee, holding his chin in his hand as he smirked over at Yuuri.

Every bit the image of a punkish, popular bad boy that robbed everyone of their hearts and common sense the second he sauntered into a room or down a hallway.

“I might have bribed someone,” Victor replied, smooth and rich like melted chocolate. He pushed off the bed and strode over to Yuuri.

Yuuri was reeling. Not just at three years of high school fantasies come to life, but the fact that Victor looked even hotter than any image Yuuri had ever conjured up. Intensified by ten times over when Victor confidently drove Yuuri back against the bedroom doorframe, planting his hand firm against the wall, pinning Yuuri there under his sharp blue gaze and the abusive amounts of power that uniform was giving him over Yuuri.

Weak-kneed Yuuri. Trembling Yuuri. Already half-hard in his pants Yuuri.

“Is that the right way to do a kabe-don?”

An endless mantra of ohmygodohmygodohmygod hurled itself through Yuuri, and he couldn’t even be sure if it was only mental or if he was actually breathing the words out.

Screw all logic and restrain, Yuuri wanted nothing more than to be screwed by Victor. With the uniform still on. Right there against the doorframe.

“I-… I, ummm-…” Yes. Very right. The very right way of doing a kabe-don. So right that it was wrong. So wrong. Very wrong. “…Why are you-…” Yuuri couldn’t even finish the question, about a nanosecond away from seizing a hold of that sloppily-knotted tie in order to crash his mouth and body against Victor’s.

“Because you got senpai to notice you.”

And it was at that point that Yuuri utterly broke down into a fit of laughter that lasted approximately ten minutes, and then five more when Victor refused to stop pouting at just how awful Yuuri had found that line and that there was no hope of recovering.