Come-Walk-With-Me

  • *in the morgue*
  • Sherlock:*entering; cheerful* Morning, Molly.
  • Wiggins:*following* Hey...
  • Sherlock:*rolls his eyes; gesturing between the two* Billy Wiggins, Molly Hooper...she's my pathologist.
  • Molly:*shaking his hand* Guilty as charged *grins*
  • Wiggins:*smiles* It's nice to meet you.
  • Sherlock:*quickly* Yes, yes...of course it is. Let go of her hand and wait over there.
  • Wiggins:*thinking* Hang on...Molly? Molly Hooper? Bart's Molly? Brown hair, eyes...short and sweet?
  • Molly:*giggles* You're good at that *moving over to her bench* You've heard about me, then?
  • Wiggins:*glancing smugly at Sherlock* Oh yeah.
  • Sherlock:*blushing a little* Get on with it.
  • Molly:*snaps on her gloves; raises an eyebrow*
  • Sherlock:Please.
  • Molly:*pulls back the cover* Toxicology was inconclusive. Maybe it was natural causes; there was no history of heart disease or-
  • Wiggins:*suddenly jumps down from the bench* Oh my God...so YOU'RE the miss-
  • Sherlock:*kicks him*
  • Wiggins:Owww! Don't kick me.
  • Sherlock:*hisses* Go away.
  • Wiggins:Alright...jeeze *mutters as he leaves* I'm never getting married.
  • Molly:*blinks* He seems nice.
  • Sherlock:Forget him, he's an idiot *gestures* Continue.
  • Molly:*smiles* I'm the missus?
  • Sherlock:...
  • Sherlock:...
  • Sherlock:*clears his throat* I-it was natural causes.
This morning

Me : aww look at that beautiful eel moving in the water and its coming close to me too

Me*walks closer to it

Me: Oh shit its a snake , its a snake


Random black guy : yo homie there’s snake all around this place you never looked at the bushes,when you jogg

Me: well I guess I gotta find a new route run

The first day of my senior year my principal came to me and told me that I needed to cut my hair … he told me, ‘You can be rock and roll after high school.’ Then probably a year after I graduated I was in the airport flying to Amsterdam for a festival there and I was coming out of the bathroom and he walked in. He asked me what I was doing at the airport and I said 'I’m doing the rock and roll thing like you told me to.’
—  Josh Dun
the signs as songs from Badlands
  • aries:gasoline
  • taurus:colors
  • gemini:young god
  • cancer:haunting
  • leo:control
  • virgo:hold me down
  • libra:coming down
  • scorpio:I walk the line
  • sagittarius:castle
  • capricorn:drive
  • aquarius:strange love
  • pisces:roman holiday