Colm Feore

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“I’m Québècois, câlisse!”

“Says he’s a terrorist.”

Deleted lines from the Thor script #220
  • Laufey: It's said you can still hear and see what transpires around you. I hope it's true, so that you may know your death came at the hand of Laufey.
  • Loki: *(kablamo-s him with Gungnir)*
  • Loki: And YOUR death came by the son of Odin!
  • Odin: *(groggy)* Thor...? Thor's here...?
  • Loki: Er, no, it's...it's me, Father.
  • Odin: *(yawns)* Wake me up when he gets back.
  • Loki:
  • Odin: *(Odinsnores)*
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Colm Feore (who you may know as King Laufey in Thor) plays the eponymous King Lear in an AMAZING performance the 2014 Stratford Festival.

Seeing the look on his face when he came out to take his bow was beyond amazing.  You could tell that he, along with all of the other brilliant actors, put their soul into their performance.  

Photo’s by David Hou 

Deleted lines from the Thor script #216
  • Laufey: It's said you can still hear and see what transpires around you. I hope it's true, so that you may know that I'm about to moon you right now.
  • Loki: *(suddenly waves butt in Laufey's face)*
  • Loki: And YOUR mooning came from the butt of the son of Odin!
  • Laufey:
  • Laufey: It's... You've got to pull your pants down to moon someone.
  • Loki: Oh. Oh, right. Well, um... It's just that I've got this one-piece gold leather jumpsuit and it's difficult to undo all the loops and buttons at the neck and then pull everything down...
  • Laufey: You don't have a zip fastening on the groin?
  • Loki: No. I guess that's not how we like it in Asgard...
  • Laufey: Oh, it's way more convenient. All the Frost Giants have zip crotches.
  • Loki: Really?
  • Laufey: Oh yes, there's a lot of mooning on Jotunheim.
  • Odin: *(awakens)*
  • Odin: Why does it smell like butts in here?
  • Odin: Ugh; this is just like 965 AD all over again.
  • Odin: *(falls back into Odinsleep)*
Deleted lines from the Thor script #215
  • Laufey: Allfather. You look weary.
  • Odin: Laufey, end this now!
  • Laufey: Your boy sought this out.
  • Odin: Yeah, fine, whatever. We'll leave.
  • Laufey: Thanks.
  • Laufey: Hey, while I've got you here, did you happen to see a baby lying around in that abandoned temple way back there? It would have been a few years back.
  • Odin: Er... No.
  • Laufey: It's just... I've been looking for him everywhere. I didn't mean to drop him; I was just running to grab him a bouquet of snowdrops.
  • Odin: Uh...
  • Thor: *(snorts)* Pfft. Loser.
  • Loki: Yeah.
  • Loki:
  • Loki: I like snowdrops...