I'm just gonna you choose between: Cody Saintgnue and me!
Wow, you are setting yourself up for heartbreak my friend…
Okay but no seriously, how dare you?? Cody is my man crush, my precious cinnamon roll! He’s Daddy Saintgnue! And ugh, you’re my friend, me amigo and I don’t WANT to break your heart cause I know you love me, that you want to get with this…..
But I suppose I’ll choose you…cuz Cody is currently unavailable to get with. You’re welcome.
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