• Tamatoa: *takes a deep breath*
  • Tamatoa: I lo-
  • Literally anyone who's ever even come near him: yes, you love being shiny, we know you love it so much, it's just the light of your life, you love it so much, you just love being shiny, we KNOW, you love shiny things you freaking love being shiny ok we know, we get it, YOU LOVE BEING SHINY. WE GET IT.

I have no clue what this is but it looks delicious.

Assassin’s Creed Haystacks

Yields 3 dozen macaroons

The things you’ll need

  • 3 egg whites
  • ½ cup sugar
  • 14 ounces (1 bag) shredded sweetened coconut
  • ½ teaspoon salt
  • Zest of 1 orange
  • Juice of 1 orange
  • Large mixing bowl
  • Whisk
  • Wooden spoon
  • Cookie scoop
  • Baking sheet lined with parchment
  • Pan spray

Let’s get started!

  1. Preheat oven to 325ºF.
  2. In a large bowl, whisk together egg whites, sugar, salt, zest and juice until frothy.
  3. Use a wooden spoon to mix in coconut.
  4. Use a cookie scoop to place dollops onto a lined and sprayed baking sheet. Form each dollop into a haystack shape.
  5. Bake for 25-30 minutes or until light golden brown.