Cockblocked

anonymous asked:

My brother has made me realize just how entitled white male teens can be. He is a mediocre football player (though a fairly good athlete) but has himself somehow convinced that he would get a full ride to a d2 school if not for affirmative action. He has also convinced himself that my sister's friends who are very religious and very uninterested in men in general are only avoiding him and spurning his advances because she's "cockblocking" him.

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  • Zen: Nice hands, MC.
  • MC: uh... thanks?
  • Zen: I bet they'd look better wrapped around my-
  • 707: wrAPPED AROUND THE BIBLE PRAISE THE LORD AMEN
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yugyeom: *hearteu for ahgase* 

jackson: MINE *om nom nom* 

yugyeom: *shook af*

Oh how the tables have turned
  • Saeyoung: You have lovely hands, MC.
  • MC: Thanks Saeyoung. ^^
  • Saeyoung: I bet they would look even better wrapped around my—
  • Yoosung: wrAPPED AROUND THE BIBLE. PRAISE THE LORD.