Clive-Dove

Reasons why Lady Layton might be delayed

-Hershel is MISSING

-Seriously, Level 5 can’t remember where they left him 

-Layton’s voice actor has gone AWOL

-”Mr Miller, we really need you to record some lines of the professor in peril -” “IT’S BAD ENOUGH I HAD TO SHRIEK IN PAIN FOR THE LIGHT BEAM SCENE IN AZRAN LEGACY. SERIOUSLY, LEAVE LAYTON ALONE.”

-Alfendi is threatening to destroy Level 5 unless they include him 

-Every PL character wants a cameo and it’s taking forever to add them all in

-The developers are dying to give Clive Dove a cameo, but this makes no sense he’s evil and meant to be in prison??? Who cares - everyone has or has had a crush on Clive Dove. The fanboys will love it. Do it. 

- Too many plot twists convoluting the narrative

- The character designs lack diversity, so they’re adding a greater variety. 

- They want to put Lady Layton on the Switch too 

- They’re making Mystery Room 2 at the same time

- “Sh*t, we forgot Flora again!”

- They’re writing more family bonding moments 

- Beautifully animated cutscenes aren’t made in a day

- Older Emmy needs more muscles 

- Finding new voice actors is hard

- Can’t decide on which character must get kidnapped 

- “Have we decided on a mother for Kat yet? Is she alive? Are all the Layton kids orphans? Who knows?” 

- Luke prefers America (he’s teamed up with Phoenix Wright) and doesn’t want to come back to England  

- “We promised comedy in this game but it’s a little lacking… Time for a fart joke!”

- Can’t think of a reason why Sherl can talk 

- “Do we give Katrielle a girlfriend…?”

-”Yes!”

Official ranking of Luke sprites

Curious Village: a nice, courteous boy. his small smile says “content”, yet his eyes scream “dead inside”. his arms look strangely thicker under his elbow, and the hands are just off. his eyebrows frankly scare me, but he’s still a lovable son. 7/10

Diabolical Box: a sassy child. admire his >:^) face. words cant do it justice. he looks ready for any puzzle the professor has to throw at him! his hair even became spikier. hes full of personality, if somewhat rude. 10/10

Unwound Future: his arms are weird yet again. he looks confused. please help this child. his eyebrows are flying away. a decent luke, but not as good as diabolical box. 7/10

Last Specter: here we can see luke lose all hope and happiness. he looks so sad and miserable. hes so small. just let him be happy. his clothes are extremely cute and very different from the rest of his outfits, his hands are normal again and hes a very nice luke but i cant concentrate over how upset i am. 8/10 

Miracle Mask: new boy, new outfit. he still looks lost in life and not all that happy, but there’s a slight improvement. his little coat is a very nice addition, and hes now using the shorts we see during the rest of the games. 8/10

Azran Legacy: still much smaller than in the original trilogy, despite curious village happening weeks after azran legacy. he seems more determined than curious village luke, but not as energetic as diabolical box luke. he has finally regained his happiness, if only for part of the game. 8/10

the worst luke. get this away from me. 0/10