The signs as things only the Layton fandom gets

Aries: the pompous ass 

Taurus: one, two, three, four

Gemini: Kneesocks  

Cancer: *dead gf*

Leo: Vampire on drugs   

Virgo: laytooooooooOOOOOOOOON 

Libra: you need to drop a sick beat if you want to save them 

Scorpio: “to be continued"   

Sagittarius: Roddy father theory 

Capricorn: your hair is bread 

Aquarius: Professor Stickyfloor!

Pisces: A bee’s tragic story