“he put himself in the line of fire to save a kid. he’s a pretty selfless person, and he names his child after pietro, which is pretty cool. but yeah, i’m sure he’s probably riddled with that and probably still feels blessed that he’s alive.
Notes: This is messy! But I hope you enjoy! Because I’m trying really hard to get back in and write, and this is the first thing I’ve been proud of in a while! Let me know what you think (as always), thank you for being so patient and lovely, and yes I’ve been meaning to write this We Bought A Zoo reference in a one shot for a while so don’t be surprised if it pops up again xx
Words: 1483 Pairing: Avengers x (f)Reader Featuring: DC characters Warnings: I honestly can’t remember I’m sorry Requested: #no but when will I have Internet back Authors Note: Im so happy you guys like this
Superman- Clark Kent Batman- Bruce Wayne Green Lantern- Hal Jordan Martian Manhunter- J'onn J'onzz (John Jones?) The Flash- Barry Allen Green Arrow- Oliver Queen Black Canary- Dinah (Laurel) Lance Wonder Woman- Princess(?) Diana
“How did you manage…” Steve looked at the list.
“Vision decided to help.” You smiled and Steve cocked an eyebrow. “Okay, my powers went out of control again and Vision felt it. That Clark guy shot lasers out of his eyes to escape but Vision stopped him and they saw that we could beat them so I made them give their names.” You smiled.
“Good job, kid.”
“Did you get anything out of clown guy?” You asked.
“He goes by The Joker. And the girl is Harley Quinn.” Steve told you when he set the notebook down.
“I’ve never heard of any of these people.” You said. “It’s like they’re not even from here.”
“(Y/N)!” Bruce and Tony came running in. “You’ll never believe what we discovered!”
Once the Avengers and friends took a road trip, doing the whole route 66 thing. While passing through towns Darcy brings up Man vs Food, the competition begins, while going through Texas they hit up the Big Texan. Thor eats three 72oz steaks while Bucky and Steve manage 2 apiece. Bruce, Natasha, Clint, Pietro, Wanda, and Sam manage 1 while the rest eat like normal people. Except Tony, he makes fun of everyone doing the challenge. In retaliation Pepper puts a jalapeno in his food.
‘’You and I both know that my bow isn’t the only thing with deadly accuracy.’’ You rolled your eyes at his words, pulling his hands behind the chair he sat on before placing the handcuffs around his wrists. ‘’I’m hoping this ends the same way it did last time you handcuffed me.’’ The heat rose to your neck at the thought of your last time together. That was a before everything else happened, before you joined another team and were now forced to capture him for interrogation.