Classical-joke

anonymous asked:

okay just do. whichever p&f character(s) you want. for the blog thing.

I WANT TO DO THEM ALL BUT NO ONE WANTS TO READ IT SO ill just do phineas and ferb

  • their blog url

carpe-diem

  • the kind of posts they reblog

summery aesthetic posts, memes about loving your friends and having a good time, shit like this:

  • the first person they followed

ferb

  • what kind of theme they’d have

one of those ones with a horizontal top sidebar instead of a normal side sidebar. i am positive about this fact 

  • what kind of text posts they make at 2am

ideas of what projects to do but all of the ideas boiled down to ‘what if we blew this thing up how cool would that be.’



  • their blog url

ferbguy

  • the kind of posts they reblog

surrealist shitposts, all of phineas’s memes about loving ur friends, jokes about classical literature, cool cars, nice clothes, stuff like this: 

  • the first person they followed

phineas

  • what kind of theme they’d have

a really clean redux edit

  • what kind of text posts they make at 2am

he’d make posts about how hes sick and tired of people claiming to be familiar with the works of homer when they haven’t read the original greek and only have experience with translations and adaptations. it is not even REMOTELY the same experience

When you get plots about trans folks or even just mentions of trans folks in fiction, you get one of a few things:
  
1. You get the classic ‘90s-style sitcom joke, which is just mentioning someone who has transitioned and then pausing for the laugh track.
  
2. You get a kid who has somehow completed every stage of transitioning, but without their parents’ approval. Or without their friends’ approval. Or, like, anyone’s approval. They’re a lone wolf 14-year-old who has singlehandedly gone through surgeries, been on hormones, purchased an entire wardrobe.
   
3. You get someone whose entire plot focusses on the violence they’ve received from friends, strangers, enemies, or themselves. Their story centers on nothing but intentional, active violence.
   
What you don’t see — or, at least, what I never see — are the unintentional jokes about transgender folk, the active support with hidden disapproval, the passive violence. Of course, I haven’t seen everything that’s ever featured trans characters, but these are the things I have experienced most and yet have never seen reflected in the media. I want to fill some of those narrative holes with a little bit of my own life.
—  Never Quite Free: Everyday trans experiences as not seen on television. Written by an anonymous member of our community for our Protego series.

anonymous asked:

Hello! I'm looking at doing a study abroad program in Australia (either Sydney or Melbourne). What's the school system like in Australia and is there anything that I should know that could effect my decision?

yes. most definitely. 

from 7am-8am, all Australian students have to go out and find their bush tucker for the day. You weren’t born here so someone will have to teach you how to make your spear and what the best plants and food is to catch. 

from 8am-9am, you just sing all iconic Australian songs. Waltzing Matilda, Long Way to the Top by ACDC (you MUST!! change the lyrics to “it’s a long way to the shop if you want a sausage roll”. Absolute classic joke), Highway to Hell, 6 White Boomers, anything by the Bee Gees, ect, ect. 

9:30am is fruity tootie time. Or muncn ‘n crunch. Depends where you’re at. Basically, you eat some fruit. 

Somewhere between 9:30am - 11am (depending where you go), you’ll have morning tea. Eat that bush tucker you got. If you didn’t have time to get your bush tucker, you can go to the tuckshop with your friend. However, if you’re the one with the money, you HAVE to buy something with your friend. They’re staying with you in the line, after all. 

Afterwards, you’ll have your slang classes and how to survive in the outback classes. In slang classes, you’ll be taught all Australian slang and how to speak Australian. Make sure to tell your teacher at the end that they’re a mad c*nt. They will GREATLY appreciate this. In surviving the outback classes, you’ll get taught how to take on Australian’s biggest animals. Kangaroos (the boxers), echidnas (the pointy fuckers), emus (chicken legs), bush turkeys (chicken rat), casswoaries (consider this the ‘final boss’. They’re fucking dinosaurs), magpies (sly motherfuckers), plovers (idiots) and everything else that could potentially kill you.

After this, you’ll realise that I’m messing with you and Australia’s school system won’t be different to where you’re from lol. School is from 9-3 (maybe 9:15 - 3:15, depending what the school rules are), you get graded A, B, C, D and E (not F though, E is the equivalent) and the only thing you need to worry about is everything outside of school. If you do come here, I really hope you enjoy your stay. Sydney and Melbourne are my 2 favourite cities in Aus so they’re perfect choices!!! 

lavenderlove333  asked:

Got any good fremione fics to suggest? I'm a sucker for that pair

Why that I do!

anonymous asked:

waddup im 15, agender?? i think?, 5'6, and i got brown hair & eyes i like bad jokes and classical music also bad jokes about classical music and dying inside (gardening too) as a date we could probably go to the aquarium or a botanical garden or smthn (platonic ofc) or u could pull all the weeds from my garden while i sit inside the air conditioning and laugh either is good as long as im not the one paying

as long as u garden those tomatoes i love tomatyou  ( platonically. ) Hell Yeah im up for this