“They were really messy, and had this obsession with each other’s weiners. I don’t understand it. I’m lucky I got out when I did…. not that it was really worth it considering that we blew up the fortune telling device….and then my parents kept me in the basement….and tried to get me to eat people….Huh I forgot how terrible it all actually was.”

things I also love about bioshock that I missed from my last post:

  • that one splicer in arcadia who calls u beautiful ♥
  • the security bots. honestly they’re so fucking stupid and
    crash into the walls 40 times, they’re like my idiot children
    with machine guns strapped to them I love
  • langford not giving a fuck about rapture drama she just
    wants her plants back
  • when u walk into fontaine’s apartment and he’s got 
    ‘danny boy’ playing on the phonograph way to rub salt
    in the wound frank u piece of shit
  • the circus of values clown haunting ur nightmares until
    the day u die
  • walking into the fighting mcdonagh’s tavern and going
    off ur tiny 4 yr old tits on abandoned undersea booze
  • and this:

Bought some tattoo paper to test the tattoos I want and I can now say I’m going out of my mind waiting for the money to get them done!!

deanmcn  asked:

when you get this, please respond with five things that make you happy! then, send to the last ten people in your notifications. you never know who might benefit from spreading positivity! 🌼

1. This emotion thesaurus I just bought. 

2. My almond lotion

3. Peanut butter and honey

4. The stupid sound the ‘Circus of Value’ machines make in BS

5. Kraglin (Becca is somewhere feeling a disturbance in the force.)