Christmas-horror

Black Christmas (1974) I really enjoyed the original “Black Christmas” and although it’s been a while since I’ve seen it, it was the first Christmas themed horror film that came to mind. It’s about a bunch of sorority girls who start receiving harassing anonymous phone calls around Christmas time. The threatening behavior of the killer inevitably escalates, and the girls begin to get picked off one by one.You can watch it in full on YouTube [X]

Rare exports (2010) A Finnish horror / fantasy / thriller. A reindeer butcher in Lapland is losing his animals to what he believes may be a wolf. He sets a trap to catch the animal, but instead captures Santa- a very different Santa to the jolly, fat bellied man we all know and love. Watch here [X]

Kazuo Umezu’s Horror Theater - ‘The Present' Jolly old Santa rewards the good and punishes the bad; and tragically for the drunken party goers in this film, they receive more than just a piece of coal for their years’ worth of bad behavior. This lesser known Japanese short turns Santa Claus into Slasher Claus and doesn’t fail to deliver on the blood and gore. Again, watch it in full on YouTube here [X]

Gremlins (1984) If your kid brother or sister asked for a hatchimal this Christmas, make sure it’s not a mogwai purchased from a cloudy eyed old man in Chinatown - and if it is, remember not to let it get wet and don’t, under any circumstances, let it eat after midnight. Seriously though, Gremlins is a classic, it’s got to be on this list. Watch it [X]

Krampus (2015) Just in case you missed this one last year, now would be a good time to check it out.A little boy having a bad Christmas accidentally calls upon the anti-Santa- a goat legged demon who punishes wrong doers at Christmas. Watch [X]

Treevenge (2008) Throwing this one in as a bonus, because it’s fucking awesome. Christmas tree’s revolt from their lives of oppression and humiliation to take revenge on those who cut down, decorate and display them in their homes.See it here [X]

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Fun things about Saturday museum shift so far:

-The cricket I tried to find for a solid 10 minutes before realizing it was in the ceiling vent

-The intense Christmas decorations filling our ballroom that I did not expect

-Creepy human sized Santa doll in said ballroom that I’m pretty sure will move around the museum during my shift

-The fact said Santa Doll will probably murder me in some Christmas themed horror movie fashion

-One of my coworkers left me a really cute note saying she’s gonna miss me when I move