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My Favourite Christmas Movies MASS POST

Hi! I recently got a message asking what my favourite Christmas Movies were, so I figured I’d make a mass post of this instead! The movies have been link to a page where you can buy the movie. Most of the movie’s are eligible for download but some of them I couldn’t find them for download so I linked the DVD. I’m not sure if you can buy these DVDs in all countries but if you have an iTunes account you can search the movie title there and buy it! Anyways, lets get to it! 

Nightmare Before Christmas (I watch this for Halloween and Christmas time) 

Home Alone 
How the Grinch Stole Christmas (cartoon version) 
The Year without Santa Claus 
Jack Frost 
The Santa Clause 
The Miracle on 34th Street (1947)
Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer 
Frosty the Snowman 
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (I know it’s not holiday themed but it gives me the same feeling the other films do) 
A Charlie Brown Christmas 
National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation 
A Christmas Story 
elf
Polar Express
Gremlins
Arthur Christmas 
Edward Sissorhands 
Disney’s A Christmas Carol 
Santa Claus is Coming to Town 
Christmas with the Kranks 
The Nutcracker 
Mickey’s Christmas Carol
It’s a Wonderful Life 

Days until… September 1st 🍂 37 days Autumn 🍁 59 days October 1st 👻 67 days Halloween 🎃 97 days November 1st 🎄 98 days Thanksgiving 🍗 121 days Black Friday 🛍 122 days December 1st 🎄 128 days Winter ❄ 148 days Christmas Eve 🎅 151 days Christmas🎁 152 days New year’s eve 🍾 158 days

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Roland Got Run Over By A Reindeer

Song parody of ‘Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer’, inspired by a human-AU, “What Christmas Means to Me, or, Strange Carolers”, by tmwillson3, who does not seem to be on tumblr. I thought about saving this for Christmas, but then I realized Christmas in July fell on a Monday this year! 

Original lyrics by Randy Brooks; song first performed by Elmo and Patsy Trigg Shropshire in 1979; popularized in Canada in the 1980s by the band ‘the Irish Rovers,’ which is probably the version I’m familiar with. I can barely believe I actually rewrote all six verses. It started out with just the chorus … 

I like to imagine Dawn and Sunny are the ones singing, so I put their names in. If you feel this detracts from the flow of the song, feel free to read the FFnet or AO3 versions instead.


Dawn and Sunny together: 

Roland got run over by a reindeer,
Stalking Marianne on Christmas Eve.
His pretty face, it got all mashed and mangled,
So now in Santa, Marianne believes.

Sunny: 

He wouldn’t take no for an answer.
He’d been following her for hours.
When she slammed the door in his face,
He lurked on her porch all night with flowers.

Dawn: 

When we found him, Christmas morning,
All marked up with pointy hooves,
He was face-down in a snowbank,
So his company was much improved.

Dawn and Sunny together: 

Roland got run over by a reindeer,
Stalking Marianne on Christmas Eve.
His pretty face, it got all mashed and mangled,
So now in Santa, Marianne believes.

Dawn: 

Now we’re all so proud of Boggy.
He’s hardly gloated at all.
He just laughed and took some pictures,
Then on the internet, posted them all.

Sunny: 

At last it’s a merry Christmas;
A time of joy and calm and peace …
At least until Dawn hangs the mistletoe,
And pushes Marianne and Bog beneath.

Dawn and Sunny together: 

Roland got run over by a reindeer,
Stalking Marianne on Christmas Eve.
His pretty face, it got all mashed and mangled,
So now in Santa, Marianne believes.

Sunny: 

Roland’s unashamed of his behaviour,
But he’d hide in a hole, if he could dig.
An antler practically scalped him!
And now Roland has to wear a wig.

Dawn: 

Here’s the moral of our story.
It’s a point I hope is clear:
If you stalk and harass your ex-partner,
You should be trampled by an angry deer.

Dawn and Sunny together: 

Roland got run over by a reindeer,
Stalking Marianne on Christmas Eve.
His pretty face, it got all mashed and mangled,
So now in Santa, Marianne believes.

Father Christmas

Written for @timepetalsprompts, this week’s prompt was “Relief”  Inspiration came from lines spoken by Rose and Nine in “The Doctor Dances”.  That’s right, gang- it’s Christmas in July!

Nine x Rose (and Jackie)

Fluff, red bicycle, Christmas

Word Count:  433


“Father Christmas”


Christmas Eve, 1999

Jackie sat on the sofa, feeling much older and much more tired than she ought to.  She’d had to work late again tonight, but had promised her twelve year old daughter they’d make a Christmas pudding to share the next day, and so they had.  

She glanced at the clock and sighed.  Rose was in bed and she was nearly ready to head back herself.

A soft knock came at the door and she wrinkled her nose.  Who would be coming around this time of night?  She looked around the room, noting that it was mostly picked up. Their tiny Christmas tree twinkled in the corner and a few handmade paper chains and lanterns were strung merrily around the room.  Deciding that the place was tidy enough, she walked over and cracked the door open.  

A strange man with close cropped hair, a maroon jumper, and a black leather jacket stood there, smiling broadly.  “Delivery for a Jackie Tyler,” he said.

She shook her head.  “Sorry, that’s got to be wrong.  I haven’t bought anything.”  

The man shook his head. “It’s already been paid for.  I’ve just been asked to bring it over.  It’s for Rose.”

Her eyes widened.  “For my daughter?”

“I was asked to drop this off for her- for Christmas.”  

She glanced down, finally noticing the bright red bicycle complete with a large bow.

“Oh…” she looked down, stunned.  

He smiled and pushed the bike through the door, handing it over to her.  “Happy Christmas, Jackie.”  

“Th-thank you,” she said, staring down at the bicycle.  

He turned and walked away.

“Wait!” she called after him.  “Who are you? Why did you do this?”  

He swiveled around and smiled.  “Someday you’ll understand.”  

“But…but why?”  

The man scratched his head and said very quietly, “You both deserve a nice Christmas.”  

Before she could reply he was off, dark leather jacket dimly reflecting the hallway lighting.

She shut the door, her hands shaking.  Her eyes flooded with tears of relief.  This would be the only present her daughter received that didn’t come from the pound store or been given to her second-hand.  It was a real gift- an honest to goodness brand new bicycle; a miracle.

Carefully, she wheeled it into the flat and in front of the tree.  She sent up a little prayer of thanks and flicked off the light. Knowing Rose would have something to be excited about tomorrow morning lifted an enormous weight from her shoulders. Perhaps Father Christmas didn’t wear a red suit, after all.  This year, anyway, he wore a battered dark leather jacket.    

Una familia decide fotografiarse con el personaje Santa Claus en un centro comercial del centro histórico de Ciudad de Guatemala - A family poses for a photograph with Santa Claus in a mall in downtown Guatemala City. Photo by @daniloramirezm (Danilo Ramirez) for #everydayguatemala #navidad #christmas #colors #everydayeverywhere #everydaylatinamerica #navidadlatina #xmas #guatemala #guatemalancolors #picoftheday #tbt #throwbackthursday

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