This is an Ideal Cartoon Network schedule I made for this week.

Click here for the real schedule.

You can see here that there’s an awful lot of variety here that the real one doesn’t have.

Adventure Time and Regular Show reruns would premiere Monday-Thursday at 8:00a, to help you start your day off stress-free.

Christmas specials would continue every day, with a special 3-hour block Monday-Thursday at 1:00p, right after the US airing of Jorel’s Brother.

Those specials would then EXTEND to the full day, Friday-Sunday, with NEW NEW NEW NEW! on Friday nights, and new Adventure Time on Sunday night.

As you may all know, Hanukkah is coming right up, which starts this Tuesday at sundown. So, let’s put one of the only animated movies (and the sequel) that features Jewish immigrants moving to the United States: An American Tail, and An American Tail: Feivel Goes West. (yes, it’s true. The main characters are Jewish) Yes, Cartoon Network, you definitely need to be inclusive as much as possible. And this is a prime example!

I think I just extremely TRIGGERED the scheduling department and Turner’s bosses. Poor, poor people.

it is cartoon networks 25th birthday today. despite them going down hill the past few years with miller, you at least have to admit they did a really good job on the bumper.

Things that turn 10 years old this year

Portal
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Wizards of Waverly Place
Super Paper Mario
The Orange Box
Team Fortress 2
Half Life 2: Episode 2(the most recent installment in the Half Life series)
iCarly
Chowder(the cartoon)
Total Drama Island

Think about that for a second.

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here’s an important compilation of self-aware cartoons breaking the 4th wall and just not giving a shit anymore