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Shit the Foxes said on talk shows
  • Neil: So Kevin comes in at like 1 in the morning, brand new tattoo on his face, and he's drunk as hell but he's making this surprisingly coherent speech about being the deadliest piece of the board, and I'm just sitting there not saying a word because I don't know a thing about chess.
  • Dan: There's a video on my computer containing cuts from every single time Andrew sent a ball flying into someone's head set to the Donky Kong theme song. It's two and a half hours.
  • Allison: Neil has this thing where bad things happening to him are like a matter of fact. Once, he and I met up for lunch, and when the bill came he asked if he could pay me back later because he got mugged on the way over. As it turns out, what I mistook for Neil being a picky eater was actually Neil trying to eat without upsetting a shallow stab wound.
  • Renee: I don't drink alcohol because you can't account for what you'll do when you're drunk. Though sometimes that turns out fun. About a year ago we found out that Matt knows how to sing Sweden's national anthem backwards by heart, and that was hilarious. But on the other hand I've had Allison and Nicky competing on who can break a glass with their voice at three in the morning, so.
  • Matt: Kevin is definitely seems like everything in his life is about Exy, but get to know him and you realize that he has plenty of interests, it's just that he has no concept of doing things in moderation. So it's less a stick up his butt and more like, I don't know, a pool noodle or something.
  • Aaron: Neil doesn't have a concept of money, a fact which on any given day swings between hilarious and flat out tragic. He refused to pay $15.90 for new pants but said he'd pay for my med school if I stopped making fun of his new haircut. To be clear, both of these things happened in the same conversation.
  • Nicky: I love God, I do. He's always in my heart. But I guess God has abandonment issues because every time I see a commercial for a McFlurry I can just feel him testing me.
  • Andrew: The thing about the Foxes is that the stress level on any given day can fluctuate so wildly you get whiplash. One day you're getting yelled at for not blocking a shot, the next you're getting yelled at for "obstruction of justice" or whatever it is the Feds call it when you remind them that they can't come in without a search warrant. Why Wymack does this willingly is beyond me.
  • Kevin: On the one hand, the Foxes are much less organized, not to mention a smaller team. Every game, we're at an almost immediate disadvantage. On the other hand, Ravens are contractually forbidden from Irish coffee. So overall the decision isn't hard.

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  • Features 32 custom Legend of Zelda figurine chess pieces made of Vinyl
  • Hero Pieces: Zelda herself is the Queen, while Impa, Epona, and Darunia are Bishops, Knights, and Rooks respectively. Of course the ever-lovable Navi is used for the Pawns.
  • Villain Pieces: The infamous sorceress sisters - merged into Twinrova - serve as the dark Queen. Iron Knuckle, Phantom, and Armos are the Bishops, Knights, and Rooks, while Deku Scrub represents the Pawns.
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A robot and a cat-child play chess, feels ensue

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Legend of Zelda Chess Set - Collector’s Edition

  • Features 32 custom Legend of Zelda figurine Chess pieces made from vinyl
  • Hero Pieces: Link is King, Zelda herself is the Queen, while Impa, Epona, and Darunia are Bishops, Knights, and Rooks respectively. Of course the ever-lovable Navi is used for the Pawns.
  • Villain Pieces: Ganondorf as the Dark King, the infamous sorceress sisters - merged into Twinrova - serve as the dark Queen. Iron Knuckle, Phantom, and Armos are the Bishops, Knights, and Rooks, while Deku Scrub represents the Pawns.

Available for purchase via Amazon

All or Nothing

Request: Can I request an imagine where the reader is the same age as peter but is also a super hero (maybe even an avenger)  and she fails a mission and there are a few fatalities, and she goes to peter sobbing and practically giving up on being a hero. Extremely sad and like FEELLSSS

Warnings: Death and stuff :((

Pairing: Reader x Peter Parker

Genre: Angst yo

Word Count: 1.8k oops

A/N: Hi ok this is gonna be a two-parter (with the majority of cute Peter action in the second part) so if you want to be tagged please add your name to this document!! Thanks babes I hope you enjoy

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anonymous asked:

the end of the chess video you linked appears to be footage of 9/11. maybe find a different version that has the actual ending?

oh my god shit i didn’t know! I just youtubed the video and didn’t watch through cause I already had seen the real one, this is the full real one i intended!

I am so so sorry!!! 

Divert Your Attention as an Anxiety Coping Strategy.

When I was recovering from brain surgery many years ago I manually translated parts of the New Testament (Mark, John, Acts) from Koine Greek to English in long hand onto spiral notebooks. I was not fluent in Koine Greek. The process was slow, laborious and required full concentration. It kept my mind from flying off onto worry and despondency. 

I just read that during WWII General Omar Bradley, Ike’s second in command, kept a college Mathematics text and would “relax” by working calculus problems. You see, the mind can be its own worst enemy. 

During periods of anxiety, I recommend this approach. General Bradley chose mathematics because he had that kind of mind. My talents lay in the use of language so that is what I chose.

You can use any mentally challenging task. Crossword puzzles, trivia tests, chess problems and even video games. It is pretty hard to worry about your problems when you might run into a patrol or Orcs round that bend.

Now, don’t get me wrong here. I am not suggesting that we run away from our problems. However, there comes a time when we all need a break from our own minds for our own mental health.


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anonymous asked:

maybe one for iida, bakugou, and todoroki (seperate) trying to comfort their female s/o after a really big crying spell? (like, they get home and she's seen crying, eyes puffy and such)


  • If Iida sees his fem s/o crying, he would immediately attend to their side and ask them what’s going on so many times. “HEY ARE YOU OKAY? YOURE NOT HURT OR ANYTHING ARE YOU???!” He’s a really over-protected boyfriend and seeing his fem s/o is just a big no-no!
  • If his fem s/o tells him that it’s just a crying spell that somehow got her, he would be relieved about it. But he would find ways to stop the crying spell, as in him speaking in his robotic tone, putting on a comedy show, anything to make his fem s/o laugh really.
  • Treats his fem s/o with ice cream, comfort food, anything they like to eat. He did research that some foods comfort girls whenever they’re crying.
  • Buys fem s/o teddy bears, chocolates, video games and all that.
  • If nothing helps to calm down that crying spell, then he would just hug his fem s/o and cuddles her into bed with him. At least it’ll start to disappear if they do something relaxing together right?


  • He would be reeeeeeealllllllllllllly confused as heck if he sees his fem s/o crying after he gets home, he would shrug it off because he thinks his fem s/o was watching a really sad movie or something like that.
  • If his fem s/o doesn’t stop crying, he would ask them who’s did it now? Who does he need to beat up this time? But is told it was a crying spell, so he confused as heck even more. “Alright, WHO HURT YOU THIS TIME????” “N-no one… I’ve been put I-into this crying spell and now I can’t stop crying!!!” “…The fawck? >8O”
  • After that, Bakugou would drag his fem s/o into watching a movie with him to calm her down. If that doesn’t work, he would drag her outside to get some food with him. But he would be a little annoyed if she continued crying. He would try his best to shush her and hold her hands while they’re out.
  • His fem s/o wouldn’t be surprised if he insists on getting the spell book or whoever did the spell to her and try to remove it. Because he wouldn’t handle his fem s/o looking like a sad mess right now and he just feels bad and confused as heck.
  • If nothing works, he would just let his fem s/o cry all day until she goes to sleep. Maybe the spell will be gone the next day. He will treat her with something special afterwards too.


  • He would also be confused as to why his fem s/o is crying. Todoroki would calmly ask her what happened that made her sad, and when he is told that it’s just only a crying spell then he wonders how’d that happened anyways. “I see… well, I will try my best to help you… how did this happen though?”
  • After that, Todoroki would pull his fem s/o into an embrace, cradle her in his arms and tries to shush her calmly. He thinks that this isn’t too bad, better than any other scenarios at least.
  • He would ask her to play some games with him, as in chess, any card games, video games, etc and purposely let his fem s/o win if that makes her feel better. A win in any games feels good right?
  • His third attempt would be lightly teasing his fem s/o, tugging her cheeks into a smile and calling his s/o cheesy names or anything like that. Maybe he could try to make her laugh a little to break the spell.
  • His final attempt would be him just cuddling his fem s/o to bed and wrapping blanket around them into a burrito. He would still try to make her laugh a little, but at the same time this spell probably lasts until the next day. So he cuddles her into sleep.

anonymous asked:

:0 can you write logicality qpps who r kinda flirty but not romantically? in my head their dynamic is p much like a dating couple but without being called a couple. maybe it's patton's birthday or smth and logan gets him like slime and/or paint or smth so he can finally live out his life's dream,,,, idk anyway logan gives advice on like color theory n stuff like what kinds of slime are best together bc he lowkey researched it beforehand and pat's like ":00" anyway yeah thats my prompt lol aa

There’s a lot more in this prompt that I’m going to try writing into other fics, but this one is written at what would be the start of their qpps, so they’re still working on their dynamic.  Patton definitely finds it a lot easier to open up than Logan, but Logan is definitely appreciative of the relationship as a whole.


Fandom: Sanders Sides
Ships: Logicality
Warnings: None

Summary: Logan and Patton have been growing closer lately and Logan’s a bit nervous before a lot of their hang outs.  Patton’s always a source of reassurance and Logan is definitely grateful for that.  

Background for this is that Patton and Logan have been getting closer and while Logan isn’t used to expressing feelings (because “emotions aren’t logical, Patton”), he really does appreciate Patton’s help in showing him that emotions aren’t his enemy.  (Also hc in this is that Logan’s aro/ace, though the way he handles his emotions is entirely due to his personality, not his orientations.)

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mbti as children

enfj: one time they thought they had hurt their parent’s feelings, and they started crying because they felt so bad. 

esfj: every time is snuggle time. and talking time. and hugging time. and friend time. and smiling time. 

infj: they’re just… sitting there. staring out the car window at the trees. in silence. what are they thinking about? no one really knows. the mysteries of the universe, probably.

isfj: some of their friends might wonder why they always want to play the same exact games every time they see each other. hide and seek? again?

entj: they were the trouble child in the class. not because they were stupid or refused to do the work, but because they were too smart, and they wanted everything done their way. 

estj: ha! estjs were never children! they pop out of the womb in a suit, holding a copy of The New York Times!

intj: they played with LEGOs a lot. and chess. video games. solitare. RISK, probably. adults were way more interesting than other kids.

istj: got extremely frustrated with Mr. Noodle. why couldn’t he figure out hands? or swimming? you’re a full grown man, Mr. Noodle! hands aren’t that hard!

enfp: introduced their siblings to Santa Clause. “hi, Santa! okay, so this is what my brother wants for Christmas this year…”

esfp: that kid over there? that’s their new friend. that girl in the pigtails? also their friend. actually every single person here is their friend now. that took… five minutes.

infp: why are they crying? I don’t know–they probably had to make a decision. you can only have macaroni or pizza for dinner, not both! suck it up!

isfp: they did a lot of dancing and painting and singing… but on their own. they also probably cried a lot.

entp: this kid tried to stage a coup against his teacher, and they were so close to getting away with it, too! the fatal flaw to the plan? the other kids remembered it was nap time.

estp: when they weren’t playing outside or wrestling with siblings, they were asking questions. and lots of them. “why is the sky blue? why can’t I play there? what does this do?”

intp: they wanted to know everything. and they argued so much! just give it a rest! please! go read a book or something!

istp: this kid probably sat in the corner, alone, figuring out a puzzle or building something with blocks. and they were happier alone, away from all the plebian children…


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supersonicheroes  asked:

Sonic does your dad do normal dad things with you? even little things like check in on you to see how you're doing? I hope he at least hugs you sometimes 😔

Sonic: Whenever he gets the free time, we do stuff together like chess or video games. I appreciate his efforts of trying to give me attention. He even got a head ache trying to learn how to play a video game so we can hang out and play multi player!