I’m not saying Clexakru dominates on AO3, but that’s exactly what I’m saying Lol

A single Clexa fanfic has more kudos than the top 6 most kudos blarke fanfics… COMBINED!

And another Clexa fanfic has been bookmarked more times than the top 3 most bookmarked blarke fanfics… COMBINED! 

The 3 longest Clexa fanfics together have over 522,000 MORE WORDS than the 3 longest blarke fanfics together.

4 Clexa fanfics each have more than DOUBLE the hits of the most hit blarke fanfic. 

43 Clexa fanfics all have more comments than the MOST commented blarke fanfic. 

461 Clexa fanfics have been UPDATED since May 1st, compared to only 192 blarke fanfics updated this month.

4,695 Clexa fanfics were posted in the 12 months AFTER Lexa’s death, while just 2,069 blarke fanfics have been posted in the last 12 months.

The cherry on top is the fact that there are more CLEXA fanfics than blarke fanfics even though they’ve shipped it for four entire seasons ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#ClexakruWritersAreLegit #NoOtherFandomCouldEver #ClexaIsLegendary 

Here are some snack foods to satisfy your cravings with minimum calories. If you must eat, try to eat something off of this list! Together we will be skinny

satisfy your sweet tooth:

1. ½ medium apple, baked, topped with 1 tbsp low fat yogurt sprinkled with cinnamon (45 calories).

2. ½ small banana, frozen (45 calories)

3. 4 oz. unsweetened applesauce sprinkled with cinnamon (49 calories)

4. 1 miniature box of raisins (45 calories)

5. 2 sugar-free ice pops (30 calories)

6. 1 sugar-free fudge ice pop (35 calories)

7. 12 cherries (48 calories)

8. 1 individual serving sugar-free gelatin with 3 tbsp. light whipped topping (40 calories)

9. ½ cup strawberries with 2 ½ tbsp nonfat yogurt (47 calories)

10. 14 seedless red grapes, frozen (48 calories)

indulge a salt craving:

11. 1 ½ cups salted air-popped popcorn (46 calories)

12. ¼ cup shelled edamame (soybeans) with sea salt (37 calories)

13. 8 oz. miso soup (36 calories)

14. 1 pretzel rod (37 calories)

15. ¼ small bag of Glenny’s lightly salted soy crisps (35 calories)

16. 1 medium sliced cucumber mixed with ¼ cup sliced onion, ½ cup chopped celery, and 4 tbsp vinegar and salt to taste (45 calories)

17. 6 oz V8 juice (39 calories)

18. 1 kosher dill pickle (10 calories)

crunch and munch:

19. ½ cup jicama with 4 oz salsa (49.5 calories)

20. 1 ½ cups sugar snap peas (40 calories)

21. small celery stalk smeared with ½ tbsp natural peanut butter (49 calories)

22. ½ small apple with 1 tsp soy butter (46 calories)

23. 1 brown rice cake with 1 tbsp sugar-free jam (44 calories)

smooth and creamy:

24. 1 Laughing Cow Light Garlic & Herb wedge spread on cucumber slices (35 calories)

25. 1 tsp almond butter (34 calories)

26. ½ cup fat-free Greek yogurt with 1 tsp sugar-free strawberry jam (43 calories)

27. 1 oz avocado (about 1/8 of an avocado) squirted with lime (45 calories)

28. 8 grape tomatoes dipped in 1 tbsp light cream cheese (46 calories)

cheesy whizzes:

29. 6 pieces of endive filled with ½ oz reduced-fat feta cheese (49 calories)

30. 1 slice fat-free American cheese (30 calories)

31. 1 large tomato, sliced, topped with 1 tbsp Parmesan, broiled (44 calories)

32. 1 oz fat-free cottage cheese on1 slice caraway Finn Crisp Crispbread (38 calories)

33. 1 oz fat-free mozzarella dipped in 1 tsp marinara sauce (46 calories)

power up on protein:

34. turkey rolls: 2 slices white meat turkey rolled in 2 lettuce leaves (46 calories)

35. 1 oz smoked salmon (about 1 slice) on 2 Wheat Thins crackers (48 calories)

36. 1 tofu dog with 1 tbsp sauerkraut (48 calories)

37. ½ cup plain fat-free yogurt sprinkled with 1 tsp sunflower seeds (49.6 calories)

38. 1.3 oz water-packed tuna with 1 tsp Dijon mustard (48 calories)

39. 2 large hard-cooked egg whites with 1 cup sliced cucumber (48 calories)

40. 1 slice Wasa Fibre Crispbread with 2 tsp hummus (45 calories)

41. 1 medium water-packed sardine with slice of red onion (35 calories)

solid standbys:

42. ½ cup melon with 2 tbsp 1% cottage cheese (47 calories)

43. ½ small grapefruit (32 calories)

44. 1/3 cup blueberries with 1 tbsp light sour cream (47 calories)

45. ½ cup carrots with 1 tbsp light ranch dressing (45 calories)

thirst quenchers:

46. ½ cup nonfat milk with 1 tbsp Walden Farms calorie-free chocolate syrup (40 calories)

47. 1 packet of sugar-free hot chocolate made with ¼ cup skim milk and ¾ cup hot water (47 calories)

48. ¾ cup almond milk (45 calories)

49. ¾ cup seltzer with ¼ cup cranberry juice and a lime wedge (33 calories)

50. homemade iced green tea (with artificial sweetener if desired) (0 calories)

Hope this is helpful! 




1. Sloom - Of Monsters and Men // 2. Tenerife Sea - Ed Sheeran // 3. Manhattan - Sara Bareilles // 4. Gone - Kina Grannis // 5. Skinny Love - Birdy // 6. Listen People - Herman’s Hermits // 7. Strawberry Wine - Deana Carter // 8. Landslide - Fleetwood Mac // 9. Fast Car - Tracy Chapman // 10. Mess Is Mine - Vance Joy // 11. Cherry Wine (Live) - Hozier // 12. Desperado - Eagles // 13. Wildflowers - Tom Petty // 14. Naked as We Came - Iron & Wine // 15. How Do I Live - LeAnn Rimes // 16. Holding You - Jim and The Povolos // 17. Wild Child - Enya // 18. Tell Me How - Paramore // 19. You Win, I Win, We Lose - Kenny Chesney // 20. How to Save a Life - The Fray


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Thai Beef Salad.

Light fresh flavours. So yummy!! Serves two.

Juice of 1 lime.
1T soy sauce.
1.5T fish sauce.
1T sesame oil.
1T brown sugar.
½ a small red chilli deseeded and finely diced.
2 cloves of garlic crushed.
Thumb sized piece of ginger, peeled and grated.

Combine all ingredients in a jug and set aside.

250g piece of rump steak.
Season and cook over a medium heat in a frying pan. A few minutes each side until it is cooked to medium.
Remove from pan and rest loosely covered in foil while the salad is prepared.

Mixed lettuce leaves to serve 2.
Handful of basil leaves.
Handful of coriander.(cilantro).
One cucumber sliced into batons.
12 cherry tomatoes quartered.
¼ of a red onion diced.
¼ of a capsicum finely sliced.
1 C of cooked brown rice.

Divide the salad between two large bowls.
Slice the beef into strips and place on top of the salads.
Drizzle the dressing over the top.
Sprinkle over a handful of roasted cashew nuts if desired before serving.

00Q and Cherry Blossoms

(( for the beautiful @opalescentgold for the bored prompts. In all seriousness this ficlet made me do more Bond research than I’ve done in months for any of my epics. Also, did you know that it’s a forty minute tube ride from Bond’s canon address to MI6 and a twenty minute car ride? ))

In all honesty, Bond had never noticed it until the spring after the incident at Skyfall. Granted, it hadn’t been in his life until shortly before and even then it had been in a state of dormancy. He supposed it would be something other people would notice in their mundane, warless lives. Yet, it wasn’t like he came upon it unexpectedly, Bond knew that it was logical for such a thing to begin blooming around this time with such a climate and environment. However, the spot in which it had taken root and flourished surprised him.

Of course, the “it” in question was the large cherry tree at Notting Hill Gate. In full bloom and situated just across the road from where Bond got off the tube on his way home, it wasn’t as if the blossoms were hard to miss. The gnarling branches wound together, tightly confined in the small garden space between the front of the stark white flat and the pavement. Whimsy branches reaching out, cloaked in satin petals that reflected their pink tint on to their surroundings in the midday London sun.

James was a bewildered by his sudden urge to approach the tree. The double 0 had never considered himself one to indulge in the frilly prettiness of the soft petals the rained down when the wind blew just right, and drawing attention to himself so close to his MI6 purchased flat wouldn’t be great for his cover. So, Bond tamped down the urge and continued on with the rest of his forty minute journey.

And despite all this, Bond’s new found fascination with flowering trees had absolutely nothing to do with the bouquet of cherry blossoms that appeared on Q’s desk with following morning. Nor did it have anything to do with the hour or so of destroyed security camera footage hidden deep in the databank of Bond’s computer.

Cherry (Part 12)- wolf!jikook story

A week before Thanksgiving, Mr. and Mrs. Park decide to take a trip. While they pack their suitcases, Jungkook and Jimin lounge on their bed, watching the neatly-folded clothes being placed into the suitcase. A plate of birthday cake Oreos lie between them, crumbs littering the white bedsheets.

Chubby cheeks stuffed full of sweets, Jimin intently watches his mother place a toothbrush into a ziplock bag, ears perked. When he’d heard the news about their leave, he instantly pouted, upset that he wasn’t joining them. While his parents are away, his Aunt is going to watch over him and the house.

“I don’t even know her!” he’d shouted yesterday, voice so loud Jungkook could hear it from his place on his backyard’s swings. “I don’t wanna stay with her!” Since then he’s calmed down, albeit still upset. Whenever he’s irritated, he stuffs his face with food and asks Jungkook for extra cuddles.

“Eat a cookie!” Prodding the cookie against Jungkook’s lips, Jimin giggles when the chocolate stains his mouth. “Jungkookie, eat it!”

Shaking his head, Jungkook leans away from his friend. If he hadn’t downed a whole bowl of Captain Crunch then he’d have eaten a few cookies. Full and content, all he wants now is to be warm! Grabbing the blankets and bunching them around his body, Jungkook shivers. If only she’d let them snuggle!

“Jimin, don’t force him to eat,” his mother coos, folding her silk skirt neatly. The blue stones around her neck cackle together when she moves. “Perhaps he’s already eaten.”

“But there’s always room for cookies,” Jimin explains through his mouthful of food, spraying chocolate chunks all over the blankets. Before they’re shooed out of the room, Jimin grabs the plate of cookies, nibbling on one as they wander to the kitchen. Sniffing the pumpkin candle burning on the stove as Jimin fills a cup full of water, Jungkook yawns. Yesterday he’d snuck over to Jimin’s room at night and the two had played their Nintendos for hours.

Setting the empty cup into the sink, Jimin grabs Jungkook’s hand and leads him to his room. Inside, it’s warm and the sunshine bright, like his mother’s hugs.

Wiping his mouth on his blankets (receiving a “don’t do that!” from Jungkook), Jimin gently pulls him over to the bed. Jungkook’s back lies on the bedsheets, Jimin’s small body on top of his, their noses tentatively touching. Jungkook has to glance away from Jimin’s affectionate look as his tongue touches his cheek. It’s too much!

“Look at me,” Jimin touches his neck, voice gentle. “Jungkookie.”

“I am.” Their eyes locked, Jungkook flicks his ear against Jimin’s forehead. “Why can’t I be on top?”

“’Cause I’m older,” Jimin reaffirms by tentatively touching their lips together. Jimin’s lips are always fruity and delicious. Like he’s touched fire, he immediately flinches back, then stuffs his nose into Jungkook’s neck.

Ever since they cuddled under the pines, they’ve been spending a lot of time together, nuzzling and kissing. Not only on the lips, but on the cheeks!

Their parents really don’t like it when they kiss. A few days ago, Mrs. Park had caught them kissing (on the cheek!) and had instantly separated them. Expecting her to yell, he’d been surprised when she’d looked worried. How confusing. She doesn’t need to worry about them because they’re best friends.

Jungkook’s mother, on the other hand, was very upset. Stripping her son and plopping him into the bathtub, the bubbles touching his chin, he’d played with his rubber ducks while she’d scrubbed at his neck. It took a while for the cherry scent to fade. After rubbing his neck raw, she’d warned him to never mark each other again, otherwise “there’ll be consequences.” Jungkook knows Jimin wants to mark him again, he wants him to, so it’s useless to rub his neck till he’s red.

Deeply inhaling Jungkook’s scent, a growl suddenly erupts from Jimin’s chest. Eyes popping open in surprise when Jimin harshly nips his neck, Jungkook growls in return and pushes Jimin away. The bite stings when he moves, which is why he remains lying on the bed. “Hey, that hurt!” he snaps, touching his neck. His mother will definitely smell this bite.

“You don’t smell like me,” Jimin whispers, taking his place above Jungkook. This time, he nips Jungkook’s neck much softer, moving from one side to the other, covering the skin with licks, kisses, and nuzzles. It’s funny how serious he’s trying to be, with his chubby cheeks and cute lips, resembling a peach.

Jungkook’s a little nervous at this sudden aggressive behavior, but something inside him is telling him that this is good, very good. His parents tell him that he’s too young for Jimin to mark him, and he knows it, but something internal is clashing against these words.

“You smell like brownies,” Jimin giggles against his neck, content with his marking. “I wanna eat you.”

“Don’t eat me!” Jungkook squirms, laughing when Jimin flops off of him and smacks onto the floor. Hearing the small ‘ouch,’ Jungkook asks, “Are you okay!?”

Rubbing his back, Jimin nods, mouth scrunched in pain. “Yeah…”

Feeling bad at Jimin’s wobbly voice, Jungkook motions him over, a smile immediately forming on Jimin’s lips. Tails intertwined and bodies close, Jimin sniffles and wipes his eyes while Jungkook rubs his ears.

When they cuddle, everything’s gonna be alright.


Valentine cherry cobbler 1:12 scale by Kim Saulter
Via Flickr:

Cherry ripe muffins🍒🍫
Makes 12
2/3 cup raw sugar or coconut sugar
1/3 cup melted vegan butter or coconut oil
¾ cup almond milk or other plant based milk
1/3 cup raw cacao powder
1 & ½ cups gluten free self raising flour or regular/wholemeal self raising flour
1 cup desiccated coconut
1 cup cherries, fresh or frozen
1 tsp coconut essence, optional

1. Preheat oven to 170C and grease a muffin tray with coconut oil/spray.
2. In a large bowl, whisk together the melted butter, sugar and coconut essence.
3. Next, whisk in the almond milk.
4. Gradually mix in the cacao and flour, followed by the desiccated coconut. Then lastly, fold in the cherries.
5. Pop into the muffin tin and bake in the oven for approx 30 minutes until golden.
6. Remove from the oven and allow the muffins to cool down before taking out of the tin!
7. Top with melted chocolate (I used ‘Sweet William’ from Coles) and extra coconut if desired.
Enjoy!!! Hope you like them. Love Ev❤❤❤

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  • 1. What is your favorite color?
  • 2. When was the last time you tried something new?
  • 3. When was the last time you cried?
  • 4. When was the last time you laughed?
  • 5. Does smiling make a person prettier?
  • 6. Who is the cutest person on tumblr?
  • 7. List the 5 most important people in your life right now.
  • 8. Describe one of your childhood memories.
  • 9. If the color blue became odorous, what would it smell like?
  • 10. What is your favorite animal?
  • 11. Mountains or beaches?
  • 12. Cherries or strawberries?
  • 13. Do you prefer taking or giving gifts?
  • 14. Favorite song?
  • 15. Favorite TV show?
  • 16. If you were an inanimate object, what would you be?
  • 17. Summarize your blog in 6 words.
  • 18. Summarize your life in 10 words.
  • 19. What country (or state) do you live in? What time is it there?
  • 20. How many things in the room are the color green?
  • 21. What did you do last Christmas?
  • 22. When is your birthday?
  • 23. Do you like people who use big words?
  • 24. Which of these is more valuable: honesty or sympathy?
  • 25. If you were to go to Japan, what would be the first thing you would do?
  • 26. When was the last time you read a good book?
  • 27. When was the last time you took someone's advice?
  • 28. Would you rather have really big feet or really small hands?
  • 29. Tell us something good that happened today.
  • 30. Do you love anyone? Who?

12 zodiac signs
10 fingers, 10 toes, a spiritual heart and a spiritual mind to carry out the work of god. 12 disciples
12 olympians, the principal gods of the greek pantheon
12 apostles and the 12 indian shrines called jyotirlingas
12 petals in the heart chakra
the egyptians followed a 12 god philosophy.
1+2 = 3 = the third eye. Kiddushin, was the rabbi’s twelve letter god. 12 fruits of the cosmic tree. HIH-HVVH-VIHIH = the kabalist’s named 12 letter god. the woman with the crown of 12 stars across her head. 12 reported sightings of jesus following his death.

Pisces—the night house of Jupiter
Aquarius—the day house of Saturn (Uranus)
Capricorn—the night house of Saturn
Scorpio - the night house of Mars
Sagittarius—the day house of Jupiter
Libra—the day house of Venus
Virgo—the night house of Mercury
Leo—the sole house of Sol
Cancer—the sole house of Luna
Gemini—the day house of Mercury
Taurus—the night house of Venus
Aries—the day house of Mars.