anonymous asked:

What grocery shopping with the gang would be like?? 😂😂😂

Grocery Shopping With The Gang - Headcanons


• Darry is the only responsible one there omg.

• Darry literally only needed to pick up a few ingredients but everyone else just tags along for the meme of it tbh.

• Sodapop is the type of person to ride the grocery cart down the aisle with his feet dragging behind him.

• Johnny is pretty unproblematic but will also laugh at stuff the guys are doing so he’s part of the problem!

• Dally messes up the food displays because he thinks it’s funny but it’s honestly just an inconvenience for the staff who have to fix it.

• Ponyboy would pick things up and look at Darry and Darry would just be like “If you want it buy it with your own money”

• And Ponyboy would huff and put it down and Darry would be like “See, you didn’t want it that bad”

• Sodapop would just get distracted by something on display and leave the shopping trolley in the middle of the aisle.

• Steve takes over and tackles the important duty of irritating the shit out of everyone by pushing into them with it.

• Until he accidentally pushes into Darry who slowly turns around and glares and him and omg the fear in Steve’s eyes in that moment.

• Ponyboy and Johnny are looking at the flower arrangements the store has on display.

• If the store has free samples the whole gang would be on that shit. Two-bit especially like even if he didn’t like it usually he’d be like “Free food, fuck it”

• Two-bit and Steve would have a “sword fight” with rolled up magazines and newspapers and would promptly get kicked out by the security guards.

• Dally would put something inappropriate into the shopping cart just to embarrass Darry at the checkout. But then he’d take it out in the last minute because he chooses life.

• Soda, Steve, and Two-bit are playing on the kid’s rides outside the mall.

• Dally, Pony, and Johnny are just chilling and talking beside them.

• Meanwhile, Darry is in the parking lot loading the truck on his own cause everyone else is too lazy to help lmao.


Thanks for the request this was so fun to write!

The Outsiders + Rock and Riot
  • Dallas: I don't want to lie anymore.
  • Darry: Dally--
  • Soda: Lie about what?
  • Dallas: *sighs* It's Johnny. I've been dating Johnny.
  • Everyone: ...
  • Everyone: JOHNNY??!!!!
  • Cherry: *leaps up* Dally's not the only one!
  • Ponyboy: *gasps* /You're/ dating Johnny, too?
  • Cherry: What? No-- I...
  • Cherry: *sighs* Marcia's always been my best friend, but now I love her.
  • Marcia: *leaps up and hugs Cherry*
  • Steve: Wait a minute...
  • Steve: *counting on his fingers* Dally and Johnny...Cherry and Marcia? You mean...
  • Steve: O_O I'VE BEEN KEEPING MY RELATIONSHIP WITH SODAPOP A SECRET THIS WHOLE TIME FOR NOTHING???
  • Soda: <3 <3 <3 Babe--
  • Ponyboy: *uncontrollably sobbing* I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE!
  • Two-Bit: Wait, /you/ have a boyfriend?
  • Ponyboy: Yeah...he's Tim Shepard's little brother, Curly.
  • Darry: *throws hands up in the air* Now wait a gosh-darned second!!!
  • Everyone: ...
  • Darry: Is there /anybody/ else who'se going to come out?
  • Everyone: ...
  • Two-Bit: *raises hand* I don't like anyone!
The Outsiders as real quotes from people I go to school with...
  • Ponyboy: "when I stepped out, into the cold wind, from the odd warmth of the school... I had only two things in my mind. A jacket and a ride home."
  • Johnny: "please... don't... talk to me... ever..."
  • Dallas: "I'm not a tease, I'm a natural, sexual, flirt."
  • Two-bit: "after four years of this hell hole I finally know enough al-gee-braah to hit the poles."
  • Steve: "if you think I won't eat all five of these candy bars before lunch you're wrong."
  • Sodapop: "Fuck this," *slams school computer shut* "I'm pretty."
  • Darry: "I've been teaching for more than ten years and I'm pretty sure this is the weirdest request I've gotten."
  • Tim: "it's supposed to smell like smoke, not Cotten candy."
  • Angela: "if anyone ask, those aren't my nudes."
  • Curly: "no one gives a shit, the janitor caught me smoking weed in the bathroom, she just sprayed some Febreeze and walked out."
  • Cherry: "Yes, I'm a real ginger. Yes, I do steal souls." *points at freckle* "this one is yours."
  • Marcia: "I'm not a lesbian I just really like your boobs."
  • Bob: "That's my pube, give it back!"
  • Randy: "he might smell bad but he's pretty cool."
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The Outsiders (1983) Dir. Francis Ford Coppola

“I used to talk about killing myself all the time, man. But I don’t wanna die now. It ain’t long enough. Sixteen years ain’t gonna be long enough. Hell, I wouldn’t care so much if there hadn’t been so many things I haven’t done yet. So many damn things I ain’t seen or done. That time when we were in Windrixville was the only time I’ve ever been away from my neighborhood.”

things i’m sick of:

- steve not being considered smart

- people pretending like some of the meaner/tougher guys would change everything about themselves when they meet some sweet perfect dream girl

- cherry valance being villainized 

- acting like johnny was weak

- treating bob or randy like they were anything worse than confused kids

- sylvia and sandy being treated poorly

- christ just give all the girls a little credit

- seeing ‘mickey mouse’ and ‘two bit’ in the same sentence constantly

- ^^^ ‘car’ and ‘steve’