When Charley Longfellow was exploring Japan, he happened upon a puppy, who was affectionately named Zero by himself and the men he was traveling with. One day, Charley and the men got caught in a snow storm while walking the 30 miles back to town, however, the others took carriages to avoid getting wet, while Charley continued walking in the snow. Zero stayed by his side the entire time, and when they got back, Zero ran around the tea house all muddy and dirty, messing the mats up as she puttered around. It took the entire tea house to catch her and wash her….
so, megcubed was having a bad day and I thought I’d surprise her.
True story: Charley Longfellow and Hattie had the hots for each other but since Charley didn’t want to settle down, Hattie married his brother Erny instead…. and Charlie never let Erny or anyone else forget it.
I AM COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY SHOCKED. MEAGHAN JUST INFORMED ME THAT CHARLES LONGFELLOW LIVED IN A GEISHA HOUSE IN JAPAN… AND THAT HE WAS QUITE “POPULAR” AND NOW I AM JUST SITTING HERE IN SHOCK BECAUSE SO MANY RULES OF THE CULTURE WERE BROKEN FOR THIS BUGGER…