Spell a character's name in my askbox and I'll tell you my headcanons...

A: What are/were this character’s best subjects in school?

B: Do they have any allergies?

C: Can they swim well?

D: How they react to being flirted with?

E: How are they with children?

F: What’s one thing they’re really bad at?

G: How do they flirt?

H: What is their deadly sin?

I: On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do they love themselves?

J: What’s their sense of humour like?

K: How do you know when you’ve upset them?

L: What is their favourite board game?

M: What is their favourite dessert?

N: What do they usually eat for breakfast?

O: What would it take to break them, inside and out?

P: How do they handle money?

Q: Are they patient?

R: What are their hands like?

S: How stealthy are they?

T: Where are they ticklish?

U: What’s their voice like?

V: What’s the easiest way to annoy them?

W: Can they dance?

X: What’s their most petty little secret?

Y: What is one question they’ve always wanted an answer to?

Z: How do they sleep?


ARIES: Falling asleep with my head on your shoulder during long car rides. Walking around our neighborhood with our dogs at dusk and telling you everything. The way your ambition inspires me, and the way your words are always exactly what I needed to hear. How I think of your voice whenever I get sad.

TAURUS: Staying up talking at sleepovers after all our friends had fallen asleep. Driving around everywhere after you first got your license and spending more money than either of us had. When you stole beer from your parents and we walked through the park in the middle of the night. 

GEMINI: Your big personality and stupid jokes and expensive coffee. Sitting around a bonfire at an after party and smelling 3 kinds of smoke. Sitting on top of our friend’s car in front of your house on a summer night and all of us looking at the stars. The weird texts you send to our group message.

CANCER: Going to our first Homecoming and you looking like a princess. Sitting next to you at the funeral service and feeling as if at least that one thing could make all of it bearable. Early morning Starbucks runs before school and affectionately referring to my old white clunker of a car as Greased Whitening.

LEO: Texting you when I was falling apart at 2 am and always getting an answer right away. Going to my first concert with you and losing our voices and having drunk people spill beer all over us. Driving around past curfew with our heads out the windows and getting icees barefoot at the gas station.

VIRGO: Trying to start a conversation with you and not being successful for weeks, but never being able to shut you up after that. The concern in your eyes when you knew I was going through something. You listening better than anyone else. Appreciating the way you know when sometimes the best thing to say is nothing at all.

LIBRA: Going to your room after I had a bad dream and sitting with you in the rocking chair in our living room. When we took a road trip to pick up our new puppy and stayed in a seedy hotel. When I told you I was scared of losing everything and you said you’d always be there, and how you haven’t let me down once.

SCORPIO: Ordering a pizza and paying for it all with coins. Watching the way your eyes crinkle up when you laugh and listening to you talk about the most mundane things like it was wisdom from above. When we argued about nothing because we were both too stubborn to back down.

SAGITTARIUS: Laughing at your strange doodles and the weird things you mumbled. Not worrying about judgment when I talked to you and telling you I loved you and how you never need to change because I think you needed a friend who would say that to you. Making plans that we never follow through with but knowing that I’ll always (figuratively) leave the light on in case you want to be as close as we were again.

CAPRICORN: Our first date, when we went to the beach boardwalk and stumbled through the haunted house and rode the ferris wheel over and over. Our second date, when you kissed me in the rain on the sidewalk outside the train station. Months later, when your heart went numb and you left without a trace.

AQUARIUS: Wanting to be your friend before I even started talking to you. Both admiring and resenting the way you said everything that popped into your mind without filtering it first. Knowing you for so long but still feeling like I knew so little about you. The respect I have for you for having such an established sense of self.

PISCES: Laughing hysterically in the backseat of our friend’s car while the rest of our friends try to figure out what was so funny. Crying on your living room floor after hearing the worst news. Missing my curfew because we were having a deep talk in a parking garage for two hours after seeing a movie.

Algumas pessoas vão lhe encher o saco. Vão bater na sua porta, e sentar numa cadeira, e consumir seu tempo sem lhe acrescentar nada. Quando muitas pessoas nulas aparecem e seguem aparecendo você tem que ser cruel com elas, pois elas estão sendo cruéis com você. Você tem que botá-las pra correr. Algumas pessoas que são tão interessantes por si só, só trazem energia e luz próprias, mas a maioria não tem serventia alguma, nem para você, nem para elas mesmas. Tolerar os embotados não é sinal de humanidade, apenas aumenta seu próprio embotamento, e eles sempre deixam um pouco desse peso com você quando vão embora.
—  Charles Bukowski.