Dementor: I too have used the last of my chapstick....
(( OOC: I couldn’t keep a straight face for this ask. Dear god. ))
My chapstick goes everywhere with me, and over time we’ve developed a very… close relationship…
no but they’re seriously moisturized
Imagine a human scouring the ship, searching for their “chapstick,” which they have misplaced. Again.
An alien crewmate finds the small yellow tube they have seen the human use before and return it to them.
The human applies the chapstick to their lips and smile.
“Ahhh, it burns.”
“What? Oh no, I’m sorry, oh no, I must have…I must have mistaken… Oh flarg! Human Karen, are you okay? I’m so sorry!”
“What? Oh no, the burn means it’s working,” and walks off towards the flight deck.
The alien crewmate stands in the hall, looking after her. “What the actual frewan is wrong with humans?”
I made something
*waiting for this*
Chapstick: Aries, Cancer, Capricorn, Aquarius
Lipgloss: Gemini, Pisces, Taurus, Sagittarius
Lipstick: Leo, Virgo, Scorpio, Libra
I’m not photogenic but I swear I’m cute.