person a: ….. person a: hey, can I kiss you? person b, wide eyes, and red face:W-what!? No, of course not! person a, pouting: why not? person b: I’m…saving my first kiss on my wedding day. person a: person a, hastily takes out papers and pens: okay, what do you like? what do you prefer? like any themes? maybe fantasy, death, ponies- wait, where should we get married? maybe on a hill, beach, forest.. or classic church? oh, what should we wear too…I was thinking…*rambles on and on* person b is clearly red as a tomato and is speechless
person C: hey, are you free on Friday? like, around 8 pm on Friday? person B: yes? person C: what about you? person A: yes, i am person C: great! because i’m not. you two go on without me. enjoy your date person B: did he just-
person A: *has a black eye* person B:*looks at him sternly* WHAT DID YOU DO?! NO, DON’T ANSWER THAT. I DON’T WANT TO KNOW. BUT! LET ME JUST TELL YOU THAT I’M VERY DISAPPOINTED. I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU! YOU- person A: i-i’m sorry! person B: person A: *is super sad* person B: person A: person B: *clears throat* did you win? person A: *perks up* fuck yeah!