Champagne's-For-Celebrating-(I'll-Have-A-Martini)

Try as i might,
I Just can’t handle this
I lost myself inside a drunken kiss
And I, all that I wanted was to walk you home
Save a sad song for the sing-along
Oh my God, I just can’t handle this
I lost myself inside a drunken kiss
And I, all that I wanted was to walk you home
Save a sad song for the sing-along

And she thinks she’ll be my tourniquet
As the record on my stereo
Plays her favorite song for two whole days
And the drag stretched out for miles and miles
And what she’d give for one more smile
And how she hoped he missed her
Cause, God, she missed how he would kiss her

—  Mayday Parade