Terrible Crochet Jokes

And now for some terrible crochet jokes for you to start the day!!!

1) What do you call a bunch of crocheters working by the side of the road?
          A chain gang!

2) What did the little crocheter dress up as for Halloween?
          Captain Hook, of course!

3) What happened to the cat who ate a ball of yarn?
          She had mittens!

4) Why do spiders spin webs?
          No one’s ever taught them to crochet!

5) What do you call the steps it takes to learn to crochet?
          A chain of events!

Our crew from Saturday of Närcon with my sister astluff as Hoxton Reborn, her boyfriend d00mc4k3 as Houston, their friend Robin as Chains, jorda96 as Clover, me as Dragan, and a random John Wick we found and who tagged along us for a bit, if I remember correctly his name was Tobias

I loved seeing my masks in action other than on my own head and we got some payday related comments walking around, sadly the rain was fucking brutal that day and since a lot of the con was outside it sucked pretty hard and we ended up stuck in the C house most of the day

Photo by Kim Ventura at the NärCon Summer Photostudio 2015