Terrible Crochet Jokes
And now for some terrible crochet jokes for you to start the day!!!
1) What do you call a bunch of crocheters working by the side of the road?
A chain gang!
2) What did the little crocheter dress up as for Halloween?
Captain Hook, of course!
3) What happened to the cat who ate a ball of yarn?
She had mittens!
4) Why do spiders spin webs?
No one’s ever taught them to crochet!
5) What do you call the steps it takes to learn to crochet?
A chain of events!