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asoiaf meme [¼] quotes

Sansa, permit me to share a bit of womanly wisdom with you on this very special day. Love is poison. A sweet poison, yes, but it will kill you all the same.

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Brienne, where are you? Bring my girls back to me, Brienne. Bring them back safe. // She had promised Lady Catelyn that she would bring back her daughters, and no promise was as solemn as one sworn to the dead.

(requested by @sansa-starks)

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The Stark family

Ned Stark: Veteran, honorable, 95% sure his kids are part wolf. Fought in a war, cranky and wants his coffee. Honorable fool. Just wants to hunt with Robert. Owns Stark industry. Moral compass of the family. Thinks Lannisters are weird. Silently (not really) wonders if he’s running a farm. Flipped off Cersei Lannister and said she had no honor. Kids laughed for days and called him legendary. Nickname is the Old Wolf. Married to Catelyn Stark.

Catelyn Stark: Professor, stressed out, making sure kids don’t burn down house. Voice of reason in the family. Will kill you if you harm her babies or husband. Handles the finances at Stark Industries. Likes long walks by the river and hates Lannisters. Queen of I told you so. Vocally is against many of my children’s life decisions. Once hit Jaime Lannister with a rock. Nickname Mama Wolf. Married to Ned Stark.

Robb Stark: Eldest Stark son, overprotective, lives off coffee, skipped College for the military. Makes family worry. Honorable fool. He got it from his daddy. Has pet dog named Grey Wind. Likes to stare stoically at people for no reason. Loves bad puns. Tells corny jokes but in an endearing way. Will kill for family. Forgets which apartment he lives in. Needs a nap. Nickname is the Young Wolf. Dating Margaery Tyrell.

Jon Snow: Proper lad. Half-brother and 2nd oldest. Needs coffee. Needs a nap. Likes to brood. Forgets what day it is. Just joined the police police force. Can’t tell a lie…or a joke. Usually confused. Seriously needs a nap. Knows nothing. Misses bed. Has a dog named Ghost. Nickname is the white Wolf. Ygritte claims they’re dating.

Sansa Stark: Oldest daughter, has terrible luck. Seriously horrible luck. Survives off cappuccino much to father’s horror. Wants to be politician. Loves lemon cakes. Can sleep for 14 hours straight. 125 % done with life. Senior in high school. Uses words ironically. Once punched Joffrey Lannister in the face and kicked Ramsay Bolton in the balls. Has a dog named Lady. Nickname is the Red Wolf. Boyfriends all turned out to be crazy or gay but currently is close to Willas Tyrell.

Arya Stark: Youngest daughter, will challenge you to a fight. Survives off energy drinks and hatred. Likes to skip school. Don’t tell Mom… Mom found out. Wants to join military like Robb or police force like Jon. Mom says hell no. Sophomore in high school. Likes to dress up for Halloween at Christmas. Swears…a lot. Will text you death threats while she’s in the same room with you. Has a dog named Nymeria. Nickname is the She Wolf. Stalking Gendry Baratheon.

Bran Stark: 2nd youngest son, forgot to drink coffee is now sleeping. Keeps falling off things. Likes to be outside. Can’t play sports to save his life. Will read half a book then give up and start a new book. Forgets where he puts his books. Loves to read. Doesn’t trust birds. Thinks the Lannisters are all inbred. Family doesn’t disagree. Has a dog named Summer. Nickname is the climbing wolf. Has seen every movie ever. Dad is trying to marry him off to Meera Reed.

Rickon Stark: Youngest son, Wild Child. Already challenged three people to fight. Will take his food outside to eat. Got into trouble while writing this. Freshman in high school. He is like ADHD in a meth pipe. Likes to run in straight lines. Has more energy than anyone. Always eating. Sugar addict. Calls Stannis the Mannis. Loves memes. Nickname is the Wild Wolf. Has a dog named Shaggydog. Childhood friends with Shireen Baratheon.

All of the children still technically live with Ned and Catelyn, even though both Jon and Robb have their own apartments that they never go to. The dogs function as security and four-legged garbage disposals.

The Starks run Stark Industries, a corporation founded Finance grandfather passed down down the family line. They are the loudest and most Dysfunctional Family at times but they are widely known as the most loving.

At my funeral, I want David Benioff and D.B Weiss to lower me down into the ground so they can let me the fuck down one last time.

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THE WOMEN OF ROBERT’S REBELLION

//  Jessica Brown Findlay as Lyanna Stark, Golshifteh Farahani as Elia Martell, Eleanor Tomlinson as Catelyn Tully, Charlize Theron as Rhaella Targaryen, Eva Green as Ashara Dayne, Isolda Dychauk as Lysa Tully, Celina Sinden as Cersei Lannister, Katie McGrath as Barbrey Ryswell

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If you had to fall into a woman’s arms, my son, why couldn’t they have been Margaery Tyrell’s? The wealth and power of Highgarden could have made all the difference in the fighting yet to come. And perhaps Grey Wind would have liked the smell of her as well. –Catelyn II, ASoS

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When winter comes…

  • You’ll hear no lions roar…
  • No stags grazing the fields…
  • No roses growing in the meadows…
  • No snakes in the sand…
  • The sun will cease to warm the land…
  • The krakens will freeze where they swim…
  • The flayed men will rot and wither…
  • No trouts swimming in the river and no falcons flying in the air…
  • Not even the dragons’ breath will warm you in your halls…

And the “Others” will turn man to wight…
Brace yourselves… Winter is coming.

And only the wolves will howl in the long night…