• Jonas: Face it, Cassie. We're lost.
  • Cassie: We can't be lost. We followed Cap's instructions to the letter. What did he say? Go to the deepest, darkest part of the forest.
  • Jonas: Yeah.
  • Cassie: Go past the sinister-looking trees with the scary-looking branches.
  • Jonas: Uh-huh.
  • Cassie: And there's that bush that looks like Shirley Bassey.
  • Jonas: We passed that bush three times already!
  • Cassie: Well, I wasn't the one who refused to stop for directions.
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Superhero Aesthetics // Young Avengers

We’ve got a super-soldier, a giant girl, a robot from the 30th century, a Skrull/Kree super-soldier, Billy (who, yeah, is kind of lame, but can cast spells), an Olympic class archer and martial artist, and… me.

Requests

Alfred and Gordon being exasperated grandpas

*Dick*

Dick: I’m moving to Bludhaven and entering the police academy!

Alfred & Gordon: Yes!

Dick: Also going to be on my own vigilanting as Nightwing. Look at my costume!

Gordon: No.

Alfred: I’m not even surprised.

*Tim*

Tim: Going to quit being Red Robin and going to college.

Alfred: Wonderful.

Gordon: Oh thank god.

Tim: Actually, I have to fake my death, and go on crazy adventures, but I’ll be back soon!

Alfred: Who wants to join me for a scotch?

*Stephanie & Cassie *

Stephanie: Me and Cassie are gonna go fight a dinosaur with Catwoman. Bye.

Alfred: Be back for supper.

Gordon: Seriously?

Alfred: We have no say in this.

*Damian*

Damian: I adopted three more cats, a puppy and a goat. I will be with them now. Good day.

Gordon: That sounds normal.

Alfred: Wait for it.

Damian: I’m also training Superman’s son, so I’ll be going to Metropolis later.

Alfred: There it is.

*Jason*

Jason: Gonna go and beat up drug dealers.

Alfred: *Drinks more scotch*

Gordon: Kill any of them, and I’m gonna arrest you!

Jason: I promise nothing!

*Bruce*

Bruce: Selina and I are engage.

Alfred: …

Gordon:…

Alfred: Actually, that’s not craziest thing you ever done. Now please go and get Jason before Gordon arrest him.

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A little know fact is that I have interest other than US History and one of those is literally every LGBT character marvel has release, and since the young avengers is pretty much entirely LGBT i’m hooked. Also I literally can’t find an answer, is Teddy actually a prince or is it a different title?