Dragon Age Inquisition: The “Princess Kiss”

Scenario: Inquisitor decides to be cheesy and while they have their Romantic Interest, they simply take their hand and kiss it. How do the romances react to this?

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Cassandra: She is so red when it happens. This isn’t real is it? It can’t be. It’s like one of her romance novels. A handsome man proposing a simple kiss to her knuckles like some dame. She denies being embarrassed, even though she;s still red-faced for a good hour and has to avoid Varric like the plague because of it. She avoids you because within that hour, she feels like the redness will return with your presence alone.

Solas: He’s so flustered omg, someone help him. Such physical affections really do get to him, especially the smaller gestures. Vhenan, you’re too precious for his heart to handle! Such a good person and he doesn’t deserve you. He’ll hide his face in his other hand and pause for a moment, the stupidest smile is on his face and you’re hoping he’s okay. He then quickly pulls you in and gives you a kiss. He looks like he might cry…

Iron Bull: It doesn’t really fluster him that much, but he chuckles and smiles at you and ask what brought that on. You explain that you just wanted to give a sweet gesture and ask if he was uncomfortable. He laughs and pulls you in for a hug, your feet almost dangling off the ground and he lightly headbutts you. “It’ll take a lot more than kissing these hands to make me uncomfortable, Kadan.”

Dorian: He is red, there is no denying, it is so obvious. He’s still for a moment before chuckling and turning his gaze away from you, trying to play it off cool. “I-I know that I’m technically higher class, but you’re just acting cheesy now…” He says, using his other hand to rub the back of his head. He stutters, but he’s not uncomfortable, you know that smile and that tone, he adores it. He officially has your hand held captive for an hour, and you’re both relaxing in the library.

Sera: She laughs. What are you doing Honey Tongue?! What’s with the cheesiness all of a sudden? You just wanted to do something cute; you ask if she minds it. She’s quiet for a moment before jumping up into your arms and kissing you. She’s not bothered at all. “Jus’ didn’ take ya fo’ a cheesy romantic type, yeah? But it’s all good innit? Jus’ anotha’ thing to love~”. Turns out she’s a secret lover of cheesiness, but she’ll deny it to everyone else. This is your thing, no one needs to know and they’ll get an arrow to the face if they don’t like it.

Blackwall: Wait, isn’t he supposed to do this? He is flustered and confused. Are you a really big romantic and are subtly asking to do more stuff like this? You’re blushing at his expression, he looks so confused and flustered. You explain it was just a silly thing you wanted to try. He’s speechless for a moment before taking both of your hands and kissing the knuckles. It’s silly to you, but to him it feels like he just got blessed by Andraste herself. He does the hand kissing more often and you become the more flustered one.

Cullen: Someone help this poor man, he is bright red and stuttering like a mad man. At the same time he’s so happy about this. He doesn’t care how cheesy it is, this is the the of thing he’s into. He quickly pulls you in for a kiss and your both bright red. You stay with him for a long while after that, still holding his hand.

Josephine: You can practically see the hearts in her eyes. Fairly similar to Cassandra in this sense. Is this some romance novel? Is what’s happening actually happening? She asks what brought this up and you explain that it was something you wanted to try and you explain that her reaction was well worth it. She playfully hits your shoulder. “Oh hush you!” She playfully spats, only to wrap her arms around your neck and give you a sweet kiss. She’s so giddy.

…I just wanted some more cute things to exist. owo/ Enjoy~

dai characters as things teachers have said to me

cassandra: oh sorry. i was into this new romance novel i got over the weekend and spaced out what was your question

varric: i have a retirement plan in place and it’s going to be rad. i’m not telling any of you because it’s super cool and all of you will steal it but it’s cool i’ll be famous 

solas: im kinda of like the school gypsy. im here for one year and boom then im gone

iron bull: the june on the board is a reminder for when i have to arm wrestle this kid in my algebra class. if he wins they get 10 extra points on their finals but if i win i get satisfaction of winning and my pride 

dorian: i think it’s important that you all learn to be yourselves and not like your peers or your parents. like me for example. my father was a mean bastard. me? im a sarcastic bastard. be yourself kids

cole:i think sophia’s right, not all ghosts have to be mean. if i was a ghost i’d be a helpful ghost. i’d do taxes or something

vivienne: and this is… wait, wait a second. let’s take a moment to take in what he is wearing, those shoes do not that match that outfit 

blackwall: hey guys just a side note in this contest between teachers dont vote for me. if i win not only will i be decorated but they’ll make me and mr chasse shave our beards and if my beard goes i go

sera: i hate the no cursing rule. as long as im not cursing at anyone i should be already. if i say ‘hey student fuck you’ then im screwed but if i go to this crap tv and say ‘come on you piece of shit turn on’ i should be alright, right?

cullen: cough drops? that’s drugs you cant have drugs here. I’m kidding i’ll take anything to numb the pain of living. 

leliana: if a bad guy were to walk into this room i could kill him in eight different ways so there’s no need to worry about anything like that

josephine: why did everything in history have to end in a fight im sure if they all just got into a room and talked it out they could have gotten to some sort of agreement

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The warden has her priorities in order. 

I did say I’ve been playing through Dragon Age, didn’t I? (Also since I am something like four years late to this fandom, I apologize if someone else has already done this joke.)

DAI Companions as Ron Swanson Gifs

Varric

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Cole

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Blackwall

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Sera

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Cassandra

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Iron Bull

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Vivienne

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Dorian

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Solas

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