DO YOU REMEMBER IN THE FIRST EPISODE

"Carlos, perfect and beautiful, came into our studios during the break earlier, but declined to stay for an interview. He had some sort of blinking box in his hand covered with wires and tubes. Said he was testing the place for materials. I don’t know what materials he meant, but that box sure whistled and beeped a lot."

I KNOW WHAT MATERIAL CARLOS WAS LOOKING FOR

B O Y F R I E N D  M A T E R I A L

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"Carlos, beautiful Carlos, tragically shorn of his locks, reportedly was the only dissenting voice—but it is not clear he actually opposed the measure, as the minutes only report him stating, ‘There is no time. No more time,’ into a black rectangle in his hand, and then running, winded, from the community hall. According to Old Woman Josie, he was still absolutely perfect, and smelled of lavender chewing gum."
                                   –”Welcome to Night Vale” podcast, Ep. 4, “PTA Meeting” 

Recipe here.

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Pretty sure everyone in the entire fandom has done their take on the 'and I fell in love instantly' moment by now, but I’ll always have a special place in my black little heart for those early episodes so I had to do it anyway :V

I’m sry but there is no way Carlos was as suave and professional as Cecil claims during that town meeting 0% CHANCE.

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In which I don’t often get to see Carlos’ side of the whole “Neat!” debacle. In which Carlos discovers how eerily specific Cecil’s memory is. In which inattentive Carlos may not have really considered exactly how into science Cecil was until one particular moment… 

Grade A Parenting
  • Kid:Dads! I didn't do my homework! It's due in an hour!
  • Cecil:Ohhhh...well, If you didn't do it...Eeeehhhhyyhhh...I don't knooowwww...aughhh
  • Carlos:What is it? Is it science?
  • Kid:No, it's for history.
  • Carlos:Ohhhh...well, If you didn't do it...eehhyyhh...I don't knooowwww....Eehhhh, science...
  • Kid:Why are you both like this?